man i hate ducks

where's da doop at

[manihateducks-blog]

*burp*

[osakepapi]

this girl dropped out of my school to pursue her music career not even kidding

[quantumenigma]

Oh. That is painful.

[pavement-prince-deactivated2015]

[ghoulpup-deactivated20121002]

is it pets mart or pet smart

[chrystelle-deactivated20181001]

are we human or are we dancers

[lolripbyebye]

where am I

[francieum-blog]

To the first question, it is Pet Smart.

Each of the words are a different color, and the ball bounces in between both of the words.

And as for the second question, we are human. Dancer is a type of profession.

[broriarty]

that poor third person’s question wasn’t answered they’re probably still lost

[manihateducks-blog]

true, but the outlined path of the ball's motion also makes an apostrophe between the T and the S, making it Pet's Mart at the same time

[lizgillies]

[silentbonesandroses-deactivated]

[spadeoface-blog]

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats

[coffeewithclaire]

#DEAD

[westernlariat]

13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray”

[damnitgeorge]

i live in connecticut, and westboro is planning to come to our state to picket these kids’ funerals because they believe god is punishing connecticut for legalizing gay marriage, and that’s why these kids died.

it’s fucking sickening.

please reblog this and sign the petition…

[methlord-deactivated20210607]

Patiently waiting until January 1st to make the “I haven’t showered since last year” joke.

[manihateducks-blog]

boy: I'm having a penis transplant tomorrow

girlfriend: I know

boy wakes up and only mum is there

boy: where's my girlfriend

mum: who do you think gave you the penis

boy: what

[one-big-hassle]

Yo, anon. Hop the fuck off my girlfriend’s dick.

[princekeisha]

i dont have a dick i got it removed

[one-big-hassle]

YOU HAD ONE?! I WAS BEING FIGURATIVE BUT YOU HAD ONE?!

[princekeisha]

NO IM FUCKING KIDDING HOLY SHIT

[one-big-hassle]

DON’T FUCKING SCARE ME LIKE THAT

[yonazz]

[manihateducks-blog]

michiestruelife reblogged your post: michiestruelife replied to your post: ‘ello ppl…

SOOOOOOUG. FJBGSRFHJFKJ IT’S BEEN PRETTY EMPTY COMPARED TO BEFORE ACTUALLY. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

MICHOOOOOOOOP.

I’M AT COLLEGE DOING AWESOME COLLEGE STUFF

BUT IT’S FINALS WEEK NOW AND NEXT…

[justguyzbeindudes]

OH MY GOD UDFHKVAHFVKD THAT IS A LOT OF WORK JESUS 

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, TUMBLR IS SUCH A GREAT TOOL FOR PROCRASTINATION RIGHT? IVDFHKDUFVKJFHV OH MY GOD THOUGH GOOD LUCK WITH THAT MAN.. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE IT’LL BE AWESOME TO TALK TO YOU MORE DURING WINTERRRRRR :DDD 

AWESOME COLLEGE STUFF SOUNDS FUN. EXCEPT THAT POEM AND ESSAY,

AGAIN GOOD LUCK TO YOU OMG

[manihateducks-blog]

INDEED THIS IS A POOPTON OF WORK

THNAKYOU FOR THE GOODLUCK IS IS MOST APPRECIATED

I THINK I'M OVERTOIRED NOW

I SHALL RESUME MY WRITING

[beeffizz]

MY DAD THOUGHT SKRILLEX WAS A POKEMON

[manihateducks-blog]

michiestruelife reblogged your post: michiestruelife replied to your post: ‘ello ppl...

SOOOOOOUG. FJBGSRFHJFKJ IT’S BEEN PRETTY EMPTY COMPARED TO BEFORE ACTUALLY. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

MICHOOOOOOOOP.

I'M AT COLLEGE DOING AWESOME COLLEGE STUFF

BUT IT'S FINALS WEEK NOW AND NEXT WEEK I'LL BE BACK HOME WHERE I HAVE NO FRIENDS SO I'LL PROBS BE BACK ON MORE DURING WINTER BREAK

BUT HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO WRITE A 400 LINE POEM AND A 4 PAGE PAPER ABOUT IT BY NOON TOMORROW AND I'M ONLY 270 LINES INTO IT AND HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED THE PAPER. AND MY ORGANIC CHEM LAB FINAL IS TOMORROW AND I HAVEN'T STUDIED AT ALL! THIS IS FUCKING INSANE I GOT 2 HOURS OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT AND I PROBABLY WON'T SLEEP AT ALL TONIGHT AND NOW I'M JST RAMBLING ON TUMBLR WHAT AM I DOIN KJDF

[walterswain]

“Just your average drive.”

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

what happens if someone says “beetlejuice” 3 times at the same time as someone in the bathroom says “bloody mary” into the mirror 3 times like do they both show up and fuck on the living room floor or what