italia merdionale

icon ma nun c'è lingua come la romana Lovino Vargas, as Italia Merdionale, "il Mezzogiorno", or just plain South Italy. There are only, possibly, three people allowed here and your only other option is to bring good food, otherwise vattela a pijà 'n der culo. {roleplay blog for APH South Italy.} var sc_project=10181052; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="9e71f8ed"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("");

[mannaggialamiseria]

i don’t even go here anymore lol, if u need me come find me

[mannaggialamiseria]

so apparently tumblr user @mezzogiorno has a really big problem

a really big problem

presumably with me considering we butted heads ONCE several months (like, almost a YEAR) back whenever she posted about how northern and southern italian separatism is justified by how racist northern italians are and lega nord blah blah, or some shit, and i responded and she vagued about me then too and probably told all her friends

but hey if you’re an aph romano roleplayer she probably hates you too!

^also don’t these sound really manipulative and gross or is it just me?

i deleted the post we had about our first argument because you asked and i didn’t mind because i’m not petty but clearly the peace was not mutual so this is staying up no matter how many times you message me.

some more stuff that’s a doozy (cap below for the link-phobic):

some more shit

(mostly just posting this for the “ACCURATE AKA MINE” part but lol)

take all these last parts w a grain of salt or what have you but there is something very wrong with the way mezzogiorno is dealing with not being number one ultimate roleplayer and as evidenced above it is CLEARLY a very toxic thing

[lisosomi-deactivated20171009]

Acerenza 2015

[mannaggialamiseria]

[ starter call! ]

[mannaggialamiseria]

It’s been seventy years and Alexei still hasn’t paid up.

Maybe ask your French sugar mamma for a loan in exchange for your nuts.

[mannaggialamiseria]

[ wen someone u kno hates ur guts and vagued abt u reblogs ur art ]

[mannaggialamiseria]

say arrivederci to your russian balls

[mannaggialamiseria]

YOU STILL OWE ME ONE HUNDRED EUROS FOR FASHION CONSULTATION.

[severnayastolitsa]

I’M RUSSIAN, WE DON’T EVEN USE THE EURO.

I don’t have any money, I’m sorry, look, how about I buy you an Adidas tracksuit. 

[mannaggialamiseria]

That’s fucking disgusting. Don’t ever recommend me German design again or I’ll knock you over the head with a pot right off the stove.

[severnayastolitsa]

Southern European drama is so fascinating to watch.

[mannaggialamiseria]

YOU STILL OWE ME ONE HUNDRED EUROS FOR FASHION CONSULTATION.

[mannaggialamiseria]

It’s called fashion but you wouldn’t know considering you probably can’t afford anything over three Euros on your own.

[vilavelebita]

I’m sorry you feel the need to, ahem, compensate by wrecking your budget on those tacky shirts.

[mannaggialamiseria]

Geh-- compensate?! Are you fucking kidding? Why would I need to compensate, I think you’re thinking of the word accentuate. It’s funny how one of your most famous songs is about shoes but you wouldn’t know a Gucci from a Blahnik.

[vilavelebita]

Better question: why does Lovino look like that?

[mannaggialamiseria]

It’s called fashion but you wouldn’t know considering you probably can’t afford anything over three Euros on your own.

[mannaggialamiseria]

landforces liked for a starter

Hey, question. Why the fuck does weisswurst look like that? Who would willingly eat that? It looks like a salamander.

[landforces-archived]

You eat things like pajata and you want to discuss how people are willing to eat weisswurst? 

[mannaggialamiseria]

Look, at least pajata has some resemblance to something to goes with food. Y’know what weisswurst looks like? Flab--a flabby cazzo. Why haven’t Bavarians pulled down their pants and made the connection yet? “Oh shit, I have a fucking weisswurst in my pants”?

[mannaggialamiseria]

landforces liked for a starter

Hey, question. Why the fuck does weisswurst look like that? Who would willingly eat that? It looks like a salamander.

[mannaggialamiseria]

[ starter call! ]

[mannaggialamiseria]

sobs because your art is a blessing

[mannaggialamiseria]

do spamano in uh, *spins wheel* fuck it high school AU

give me a pairing, give me an au setting, and i will write a 3 sentence fic based on it

Antonio has worn the same shirt for three days, which would annoy Lovino more if it wasn’t a gift from him and not cheap, but it was cheap, a burgundy button down that shouldn’t have ever seen the light of a consignment sale, and it was a gift from him because Antonio wears nothing but solid color tees and Lovino was getting fairly sick of them, and Antonio’s face had lit up like Christmas lights when Lovino had shoved the shopping bag toward him (not that Lovino had looked him in the eyes at all while Antonio clutched the shirt to his chest with one hand and wrapped the other around Lovino’s waist while cooing about how lucky he was to have such a thoughtful boyf– “Don’t call me that so loudly!”).

But people are starting to notice, the worst of which being Gilbert, who elbows Antonio at lunch and chides him about his ‘boyfriend’ shirt to which Antonio replies in the most nonchalant matter, “Well, Lovino did buy it for me, so it is my boyfriend shirt,” and he winds up with an empty juice box to the face courtesy of Lovino.

In the space between the bell and fifth period Lovino shoves Antonio up against the bathroom wall, his tongue in the other’s mouth as he toys with the buttons and breathes, “Your shirt’s starting to smell like ass, wash it tonight,” and when Lovino pulls aside the collar to press the flat of his tongue to the pulse of Antonio’s neck it’s all Antonio can do to laugh and nod in acceptance, whispering, “sísí, Lovinito, of course.”

[askboxmemes]

1) Give me a pairing.

2) Give me an AU setting.

3) I will write you a three-sentence fic.