Say you remember

Latina, professional gastronomist, chef, feminist, homoromantic, asexual, and full-time RP player. Food, fandoms, fluffy things and porn.

[paramecie]

how to show love~ 

[berryshortcakes]

I have something important to say

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

Attend the tale of Gunilla Ulfstadder.

[imadeadramone]

I fucking LOVE this episode 😂

Worth the length no doubt.

[halorvic]

Does shark have an office job? Is he doing a good job?

Any boss would be lucky to have them

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Caption:

[Man 1: (singing) One last time. Did you just... flick my hand away from your hand? It just like registered like three seconds later. Why did you do that? You didn’t want the Hydrangeas to see? They’re homophobic ya know. That’s why they’re not blooming as well.

They’re spewing hate. So they’re not... blooming. That’s how that works by the way. If you spew hate you don’t bloom, as a human. So you can tell when someone’s unhappy and they’re causing pain to someone else, you’re just a flower who’s not blooming and you’re mad you’re not blooming.

But it’s because you’re mad at the other person. So just stop being mad at the other person and focus on your blooming. Focus. On. Your blooming! (laugh) They’re really not doing so well.

Man 2: And that’s because they’re homophobic?

Man 1: Or the soil.]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dannyketch]

Help a ND Blaxican Trans Man Get Top Surgery organized by Callista Duncan

I'm a closeted trans man who has been dreaming of finally being able to g… Callista Duncan needs your support for Help a ND Blaxican Trans M

Anything helps. I can also draw you art if you donate. Pls ignore my host's name/deadname.

My c.sh.pp is $ flamboyantreyes

Ask for paypal

[dannyketch]

35/8000

Thank you

[sevvalistan]

[seilnakyle]

Fuck Howard Stark all my homies hate Howard Stark

[seilnakyle]

Bitches will see “fuck Howard Stark” and immediately hit reblog

[shewhosoothes-deactivated201711]

19yo woman: my 34yo boyfriend-

me, immediately on the phone with the lesbian mafia: hello i’d like to order a hit

[playing-my-ace]

Asexuals can:

Have sex

Enjoy sex

Hate sex

Be sex repulsed

Have a libido/sex drive

Masturbate

Sometimes experience sexual attraction

Have relationships

Love

Experience other forms of attraction (romantic, platonic, aesthetic, etc)

Get married

Have children

Asexuality is:

A spectrum

A sexual orientation

Part of the LGBT+ community

At least 1% of the population

Not something new, just more known about now

Not a choice

Not a disorder

Not a side effect of medication or mental illness

Not celibacy

Valid

[one-time-i-dreamt]

In the last four days, a lot of you might have seen the video of Mr. Philip Banks catching a baby boy that was thrown out of a burning building - the baby was saved by both him and the mother who sacrificed herself to help save her kids. In the video, you can hear neighbors pleading with her to jump down herself, but she didn't. She was completely engulfed in flames by the time she went back in to try and save her daughter. There are three heroes in this story, and all three of them are angels, one in Heaven now, and the other two here on Earth. Mr. D'Artagnan Alexander is the name of the neighbor of the Longs who kicked in the door of their apartment, went inside the fire and saved the little girl, who the mother managed to carry as close to the exit as possible before succumbing to her horrific injuries. The final sacrifice of a loving mother and the selflessness and bravery of these two amazing men are incredible. Words aren't enough.

Both of the children made it, but sadly it was too late for Mrs. Rachel Long. She leaves behind a little girl that will need more surgeries to start her recovery, a baby boy that is getting better but is extremely traumatized, and a husband who is now heartbroken and left homeless with their two children.

I implore you, if you cannot donate yourselves, I completely understand, but please at least share the donation link, that helps too!

Mr. Phillip Banks is a true hero. The way he sprinted to catch the little boy, throwing himself with everything he got to save him - without a doubt, the boy would have been severely more injured or gone if it wasn't for him. Mr. D'Artagnan Alexandar is another true hero. That little girl would not have made it without him. He ran inside a burning apartment, risked his life, all to save a child and he tried saving the mother too, but she was already impossible. Can't imagine how traumatic all of that is for the two of them as well, and for all the neighbors and family members affected. A lot of people helped in this tragic situation.

And Mrs. Rachel Long? I can't even begin to describe how horrifying it is what she had to do to save her children, and how brave she was in her final moments. She was such a strong woman and amazing mother. No one should ever have to go through that. How do you recover from something like this? It seems impossible. She and her family are in my thoughts and prayers.

Support for the Long Family organized by Cindy Traywick Rogers

On July 3rd, 2020, Rachel Long, daughter of James (Jessica) Wood and Trisha Wood, wa… Cindy Traywick Rogers needs your support for Support f

Rachel Long, an angel in Heaven, rest in peace.

[colnchen]

PTSD: The Soldier’s Diaries

Bucky Barnes and his dog ｜Day start

[vcrcleaner]

Extremely City white people are so fucking weird they see a pic of a deer and theyre like “its an Old God, tell me the wisdom of the trees Forest Lord … wow this is just like game of thrones” its a deer. Its a fucking stupid idiot animal it doesnt know shit

[whenthebirdsareheardagain]

Yes deer are dumb panicky dinguses in real life, but sometimes a picture will capture one looking all majestic and we just… want to believe…

[whenthebirdsareheardagain]

Case in point: this dude

Yes he got like that by being so hormonally addled that he tried to fight a tree. But try to tell me a forest god wouldn’t have big leafy antlers just like that if he were to take a physical form.

[knivesandteeth]

who says the old gods aren’t stupid animals who are so hormonally addled they’d try to fight a tree

[mutedtempest]

@librariansheart for your enjoyment

[alexaloraetheris]

Look, I’ve lived a good chunk of my childhood in a halfway abandoned mountain village in the middle of nowhere. Which meant wildlife galore whether you liked it or not.

And that meant sometimes we saw a deer in the middle of the road at midnight and the majestic motherfucker just stared us down until my mom shredded our tires to stop from hitting him. Once we stopped he did a little half-bow as if saying ‘You have not committed an act of godslayer this night. Your bloodline shall bear no curse of mine’, and walked away chill as you please.

The next day a neighbor told us a deer with fucking big antlers got tangled in his fence because it was trying to steal his grapes.

I went on a hike with another neighbor to collect yarrow for tea. A bear came out of the woods towards us, went on its hind legs and inquiringly roared. And he pushed me, tiny as I was back then, behind me out of sight and spread his jacket wide to make himself seem bigger than he already was. He let out a sound I had not known humans were capable of making. He and the bear looked at each other for a moment, and came to an understanding. The bear went down and walked away, respecting a powerful opponent protecting its young.

A week ago, there had been a bear that completely tore apart our trashcan and gorged itself on half-fermented apples we threw away. My cousin had to chase it away, drunk out of its tiny fucking mind, with an umbrella that made weird noises when opened. The bear ran for its life, crashed into our wall, fell on its ass, and scampered away.

I was playing on a swing once, all alone, and a fox came up to me, the most beautiful animal I had seen in my ten years of life. Thinking it wanted to pass, I stopped swinging and sat still not to spook it. But instead of passing, the fox circled the swing, found it wanting, and came to sit before me perfectly poised and looked me in the eye, and I could swear it wished to tell me something but I could not understand the language spoken before human time.

Then my mom came out of the nearby inn, shrieked at the fox and swung her purse to chase it away. The fox jumped, ran off and fell into a ditch, all notions of grace gone with the wind.

What I’m saying is: the old gods are absolutely idiot animals who embraced the life of constant sex and hedonism in return for losing their higher power. Whether or not they regret it, we’ll never know.

[eledsart]

wwx tattoo artist au: xian-gege edition

[officialblackwallstreet]

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[misscrazyfangirl321]

You’ve heard of “Fake Dating.” Now get ready for

Fake Family

1. “This guy is being a creep and won’t leave me alone. Will you pretend to be my overprotective older brother for five minutes?”

2. “The nurse said only family was allowed back here, so I told her we were siblings. Just go along with it.”

3. “That person asked if I was your S/O. I’m sick of people not believing when I say we’re friends, so I said we were siblings.”

4. “I’m your bodyguard, but the event you’re going to does not allow bodyguards, so I’m now your sibling.”

5. “I was on a date, and the person made me uncomfortable, so I told them my parent was a cop. Only problem: My parents are dead, and you’re the only cop I know. Help?”

6. “We have a very elaborate story of how we’re related that we tell everyone when they meet us. No one has any idea that it isn’t true.” 

7. “I told someone we were siblings, but we look nothing alike, so you said I was adopted. Now they want to have dinner with my family… Are your parents good at lying?”

8. “We always joke that we’re siblings, but someone didn’t realize we were joking, so now we’re seeing how far we can carry this out.”

9. “Our organization is extremely covert, but your friends have caught me at your place a few times picking you up. I just found out that you’ve been telling them I’m your hysterical aunt who calls you every time she has a new heartbreak. Really? You couldn’t come up with a less embarrassing cover?” 

10. “Look, I love you, too, but if you keep telling people you’re my grandchild, I’m going to scream. I’m not that old, you know?”

[wolfsrainrules]

amazing

[aurumacadicus]

So 👀👀👀 send me a platonic pairings and after I get ten I’ll write some of these 👀👀👀👀 One pairing per person please 👀👀👀👀

[aurumacadicus]

Legit the first five asks I got were just Rhodey/Tony I’m gonna cry I love all of you so much

Closing asks for this right now but I might reopen them because these are hilarious