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what did your GRANDMOTHERS do? #feminism

#my dad's mother went to medical school in the 50s. pediatrician. had three kids and went on parental leave twice.#then got bored from playing golf all day (why would she raise her own children??) and made grandpa go on parental leave for kid 3 #he ended up in the news. “doctor stay at home dad!!” men were upset and told him he was betraying his country by not using his education.#grandpa was pissed. “my wife just did the exact same thing TWICE and she's a doctor too literally wtf are you talking about??”#grandmother worked until retirement and now lives in a mansion by the sea. has eleven grandkids and ten great-grandchildren.#to this day she claims feminism never did anything for her. grandmother you are the dumbest smart person i know.

lotusjourney

Dek never tells Thia that she talks too much.

Dek never tells Thia to be quiet.

I think about that a lot.

#because yautjas are feminist icons duh #the predator franchise is for the girls #predator #predator badlands

tagged by @twoguysonebeartrap to post a snippet from my persian roman erotica and how can i refuse lmao

His teeth throb. “Keep your guard up.” ”Don’t tell me captain’s gone soft for us.” ”Die, then.” Manush chuckles. Khudamard however watches him with wet, dog-like eyes. ”You’re not wearing your white belt, sir.” He can hear one of the other men hush but the question has already been laid bare, and rage hits Kaveh like boiling water. The young man seems to realise that he’s overstepped because he abruptly looks away. His knuckles turn white around the reins. Kaveh releases his breath and chooses forgiveness. He was suckling Khudamard’s balls just hours ago. ”Displaying my cleanliness seems inappropriate today, no?” Manush and Farrokh both burst into howling laughter, a deep red Khudamard grins sheepishly. ”Happiness to him who gives happiness to others,” muses Farrokh. ”Choke on a cock.” Kaveh almost smiles.

did @ancientrimer post a snippet of writing yet?? otherwise i double-tag you 🫵

#nsfw ?? kind of??? balls mention #kaveh is The Worst™ from a roman pov lmao #bearded pants-wearing sexually submissive bisexual monotheist persian #and then the bastard has THREE HORSES and SPEAKS GREEK

fuckyeah2000s

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

#the hunchback of notre dame #which is confusing cuz i was 3 or 4 at the time it came out ??? i have to assume it was some kind of extra showing

was trying to do a thing where i read or watched something spooky every day for october but i completely ruined it yesterday by watching a movie that just left me Sad

#i am a horse staring into the ocean going “Man”#Lake Mungo #existential dread and fear of death: the movie

having a baby or small child nested against my hipbone makes my monkey brain go brrrrr

#feels like a thousand generation of mothers past are chanting at me YES THIS IS WHAT HIPS ARE FOR #while my 2% neanderthal ancestry mothers nod solemnly 'yes homo solidarity'#self #personal #something something my hips don't lie

very weird day when strangers kept initiating conversation with me. i blame my rainbow glasses but seriously barely ten minutes went by without a stranger suddenly talking to me

#noone mentioned the glasses. i just assume #interactions included: children offering me chocolate #mormon wanting to talk about jesus #a woman in her 30s asking if i wanted to hear a secret #a girl saying my dress was pretty #running into a middle school classmate i hadn't seen in years #americans asking which way to öresund #self #personal

i think it’s so ridiculously cool and neat that humans love to pet animals and so many animals enjoy it

disproportionately funny yesterday how three egyptian dudes and i talked in circles about language. they said persian is like danish to them, meaning they don't understand it (thinking i as a swede do not understand danish). i thought they meant they understand persian with a little effort and assumed it had to do with islamic influence on vocabulary and geographic and cultural proximity. they were astonished when they realised i understand danish and then we made fun of danish for a while.

#met them at the mediterranean museum in stockholm #they were looking at the egypt exhibit. very cute and excited #one of them came from kairo and used to live fifteen minutes from the pyramids #we talked poetry. they recommended arab poets for me to look up

wherethereareoctobers

If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?

#persian #arabic #french #hawaiian #and since there was no specification of spoken or alive or dead (or real) languages: minoan / linear A #for science

i bet d*sney is sweating now that they accidentally made a very pressing show about how a megalomanical narcissist abuses the political system to amass power and turn the police into his own personal army that makes people he don't like disappear

#daredevil

I'm thinking about doing a thing...

MAYnad art challenge (draft)

Red Figure

Vine-Crowned

Golden Hour Girls

Leopard Print

Thigh-Highs and Thyrsus

The Ecstatic Dance

Heels

Goat Song

Blood // Wine Stained

God of the In-Between

Let Girls Be Girls

Ariadne

The Bacchae

Divine // Hungover

Savage

Bathroom Saints

Animal Companion

Omophagia

Mask

Apollonian // Dionysian

Wine-Dark Sea

Satyr

Flame

The Mask Slips

Catharsis (With Mascara Tears)

Until Dawn

Torn // Shiny

Late-Night Liturgy

God is a girl on her third glass of wine

Fragile like a bomb

Sparagmos

#hmm.#tagamemnon

alphacrone

when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

alphacrone

this is in no way a slam on hardcore hiking, it’s very fun, but i mostly just need to lower people’s expectations when i say hiking is a hobby of mine

lawfulgoodness

"No no, that's ranger hiking. I like hobbit hiking."

ach-sss-no

#you gotta be more specific man#Hobbits are specifically famous for two Really Long Walks

teaboot

Long Walks Georgs were outliers adn should not have been counted

they let a character say "insha'allah" on a marvel show during ramadan i'm crying

thesireofsorrow

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

thinking about Them......................................

#shams and rumi #rumi ending many of his poems with “ilu shams-i-tabrizi<3”#shams splitting his memoirs into “before rumi” and “with rumi”#their poems to eachother #Mawlana Jalal al-Din “since you will throw kisses at my tombstone later why not give them to me now” Muhammad Rumi #Shams al-Din “my heart was bleeding in madness for you and it all came out of my eyes” Mohammad Tabrizi #screams into the void

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