Ask The Messenger

Official Mann Co. Delivery Service — handling deliveries, dispatches, and correspondence across the globe. Fast, reliable, and suspiciously affordable!

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📬 SPECIAL DELIVERY!

WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL BLOG OF MANN CO. DELIVERY SERVICE!

Now open for correspondence, complaints, and commendations.

Before sending a letter, make sure to follow the rules!

1. Be patient; I can only run so far!

2. Keep it clean; I dont deliver that type of mail!

3. Always open for mercenaries and other personnel under Mann Co.

4. Flirting? With me? Sure! I'd get a bit shy, though!

Please write legibly, please use ink, and please don’t ask about the stains.

Fast delivery guaranteed or your money back!*

(*money will not be returned)

This blog is modded by @whoisricochet

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Lets go, party people

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Yayy! I can't wait to be sacrificed!

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Some of your images make you look like N from murder drones, have you ever gotten the comparison before? (meant positively, its peak character design)

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WE INTERRUPT YOUR DOOMSCROLLING FOR AN IMPORTANT RECRUITMENT OPPORTUNITY.

ATTENTION, FUTURE LEGENDS!

Have you ever looked at your life and thought, "There has to be something more than this."

Well, you're in luck!

Mann Co. is always looking for ambitious, courageous, and questionably qualified individuals to join our ever-growing family of professionals.

✔ Competitive pay!*

✔ Exciting travel opportunities!

✔ Meet lifelong friends!**

✔ No prior experience necessary!

Don't wait for opportunity to knock. Kick the door down!

— Austin Donovan, Super Official Senior Recruitment Officer

*Terms and conditions may apply.

**Duration of friendships not guaranteed.

P.S. Messenger said I could borrow his account. Don't tell him or ask him about it, though.

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please inform the medic that I need to hide my lunch in the organ storage again. Thank you.

-The Boxer

Am I interrupting something...

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“Well, hello there! It’s nice to meet another Messenger!” August smiled warmly, extending a hand to shake.

- 〽️🐦‍⬛ / @meet-the-messenger

Hello there!

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A Notice from the Census Bureau

Class Highlight: Communications

This week, the Teufort Census Bureau would like to highlight the skill of the various communications workers employed by TF Industries. Their work in communicating important information across distances is invaluable, allowing teams to strategize an make battle plans, as well as warning of incoming danger.

The Bureau can recommend the work ethic and expertise of the following mercenaries, in no particular order.

@meet-the-courier (Courier, Red; Courier, Blu; Courier, TF Industries; Courier, Classic)

@anchor-all (Anchor, All)

@grns-local-radiohost (Radio Host, Green)

@manns-best-messenger (Messenger, Mann Co.)

@ask-the-host-tf2 (Radio Host, Mann Co.)

@meet-the-messenger (Messenger, Red)

@meet-the-journalist (Journalist, not currently employed by TF Industries, but notable nonetheless)

@worlds-best-courier-1963 (Courier, TF Industries)

@conductor-on-grn (Conductor, Green)

Our apologies for the summons to anyone who does not wish to participate.

Hopefully this short list provides helpful, good luck out there.

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[tf2-data-collection-agency]

If a Mann Co. employee wished to speak with higher echelons, would asking for contact through the bureau be possible? Have any of you an idea of where to go?

Danke,

- @meet-the-medic

Thank you for your question.

There are a variety of Mann Co, and TF Industries employees available for contact here on tumblr. Is there any specific department you would be looking for, or just general assistance that one of the Administrator's assistants would be able to provide? We are happy to supply a list, if you would like.

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Here is a short list of Mann Co. and/or TF Industries employees who may be able to help. Not all of these employees are management, but they are all qualified in their own departments.

@optimistic-embarrassment, Cleaner

@tf2oc-thejanitor-askblog, Janitor

@wastelandtherapist, Therapist

@meet-the-taxman, Taxman, Ex-Chauffeur, Cover-girl, Fed

@mannco-official, Saxton Hale

@weaponsmithinmylimit, Weaponsmith

@manns-best-messenger, Messenger

@f-pauling, Ms. Pauling

Our apologies for the summons to anyone who does not wish to participate.

Hopefully this short list provides helpful, good luck out there.

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"Can you send a letter to the Admin, she keeps giving me shit about being nocturnal and gives me less pay despite me still cleaning the base"

-Blu basekeeper, Clee

I'm banned now :(

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Heres an idea, throw n run? She cant say no to ya if its happening b4 she realizes!!! Mwahhahahahah!!!!

(This iz totally not calliope ^^)

m...medic.....

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Happy holidays!

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(Not sure if you take asks from other OCs, but here’s mine…)

I need this letter sent to the Spy at RED Base, asking for some personal details linked to his W-2 tax form. His file here at HQ is completely empty, so unless I make something up, he’ll be in hot water with the IRS soon enough…

- @meet-the-taxman

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Happy Halloween!! (*^▽^)/★*☆♪

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Mann Co. Finally let me have my own portrait! I'd say I look nice!

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Give admin a bomb

I think we should stop sending people bombs...

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Can you send a letter to the Administrator please? She hasn’t paid me in weeks. - Scout

Uh, can't say I didn't try?