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I will kill whoever keeps stocking the fridge with only pork.
cool new trend: drawings of roadhog with the only caption being “he”
ok here sure ill start:
he
he…..
he
he!!
I am not docile, and I will not rollover and ACCEPT my fate without blood I will fight until I can fight no more
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Yun felt a little pang of guilt run through him as he resorted to actually hurting the other, but he calmly reminded himself that Roadhog was not a weak man by any standard. It wasn’t nearly as hard as he could have grabbed, and it had the intended affect. Not to mention he had more or less asked for this, right? He was enjoying this, right?
Now, for the part that was already starting to make his cheeks flush.
“You’re looking a bit….warm. Undress,” He ordered, his voice only wavering a bit. What a game this was….
Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*
Me: Why wasn't I a better parent
" Oi ya big ol' oaf! Ya mind moven' to th' side? Ya must be lost this is the SOUP line, twinkies 'n ho-ho's are ova' there by the venting machines." The toasted chunky twink already had a black eye and a busted lip from earlier this week. He must have been yearning for another beat down. That or the lad doesn't know when to shut up. Usually he wouldn't be such an ass, but he hasn't had much fun in this prison and didn't care WHO knew.
Too zoned out to notice at first, you’re unresponsive as the younger male unloads on you. It’s only when he finishes his noisy little tirade do you hone back in to him. Actually, he’s in your way, because you’re on your way out with an armful of cans, chips, soda-- a bunch of stuff-- and he’s bitching at you.
Reaching out with a large hand, you grab him by the collar of his shirt, tugging him out of the way without a single word before you’re on your way out the door with your stolen goods.
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“I wouldn’t want you to….” Yun purred, dragging his hand up Roadhog’s chest to his mask, attempting to pull it up just enough to lean up and plant a kiss on his lips. “I would not want you to conform to anyone….” But that kiss turned fierce, turned into a bite to his lower lip.
“….but I do want you on your knees, pig.” His hand moved from the mask to between his neck and shoulders grinning and pinching. Not a skin pinch, but a pinch for a nerve that might cripple Roadhog enough to where Yun would get his way.
You growl playfully, but it changes to a startled hiss when pain stabs through your shoulder. Your body contorts to get away from the pain-- it hurts enough to shake even a stance as sturdy as yours, resulting in you having to drop down to one knee anyway.
Although it hurts like hell, you’re excited, even as amber eyes stare up at him from behind tinted optics in wild confusion. That was new.
Very new.
Wordlessly, you ease yourself down onto the other knee-- a prize for catching you off guard so easily.
Place your bets on the limits of a beast's appetite && the loser buys all.
FOLLOW MY DEADLOCK LEADER OC
Place your bets on the limits of a beast's appetite && the loser buys all.
FOLLOW MY DEADLOCK LEADER OC
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“Tamed? Goodness, no…” Yun shook his head at that, reaching up to trail his fingers al ok ng Roadhog’s arm. “To tame such a beast would be a crime. Besides, we both know there isn’t a man or woman alive that could. I prefer to think of it as….reminding you that I am a force of nature in my own right… A force of nature that commands respect and would adore seeing you on your knees….”
You exhale noisily as you watch him, his fingers tapping against your arm. “I c o n f o r m t o n o o n e .” You wheeze in response, though there’s still a playful undertone as you speak. Your heart rate quickens, however, your breathing a small bit quicker as you study his features. “M a k e m e .”
commissions for hs roadhog n regular roadhog with @maria-facade kekeke
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I think part of it is that some people want to relate to him more or maybe they’re projecting themselves a little. But he could also be self conscious of it because he personally doesn’t like how he looks, regardless of what other people thing.
Like I said, I personally also prefer Hog just like “yes I am in fact fat look at me jiggle me belly u fucks”
There’s always the combo meal of “maybe at some point in his life he was uneasy about it but where he’s at now he just Doesn’t Give A Fuck™.”
i can relate to all of this
that last one is #same