[dogpuppy]

[fishgummy]

in a dream you saw a way to survive and you were full of joy

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

tried to season my fucking dinner but the only hot sauce you can buy is a giant red bottle with a big skull on it and of course when I poured a little out it was a big sinister drop that chuckled darkly so great I'm sure this is going to be awesome

[cheddar-baby]

Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now

[the-frog-blog]

[shamebats]

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[ironpour]

[segamascott]

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[comment-tube]

[hollowtones]

[anik]

i love this guy

[nighthamcollege]

[nociceptrix]

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out