Exceptional

Send me food

[genevieve-nollinger-deactivated]

[revelation19]

[thealienemily]

[dgtrf]

[manual]

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.

Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.

Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.

Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.

Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.

Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.

Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato

[hugt0wer-deactivated20121113]

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

[fl0rals-deactivated20141107]

[snout]

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

[annemarina-deactivated20200527]

ATTENTION: I need attention

[uptional]

[punlich]

*me flirting* hey wanna suffer together

[strawberrydimensions]

[girlpansy]

[westernkanye]

[trannysaurus--rex]

When you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I FUCKING HATE THIS WEBSITE!

[heyyalan]

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY THIS IS

[thugilly]

Time to delete my account.

[offgridbuttheyknowme]

[kikuai]