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j | 20s | any pronouns | f1 and nascar and stuff probably <3

[emergencychange]

EXCUSE ME????

[nightfrostbite]

Reblog to share a Frot with your mutuals

[plum-soup]

Yeah the fries and tots are all in same bag they're rubbing against each other all hot and crispy.........

[blorbocedes]

from rbullvettel on twitter

2008, lewis manhandling nico's neck to get his attention. I'd never seen this before so I was like 😮 as nico gets wrangled like a doll

[crabussy]

sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

[crabussy]

artist's impression

[crabussy]

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

[crabussy]

forgot what website I'm on apparently. peace and love on pervert planet

[indianapolis500]

austin turning little blaney into an ipad kid

[doitbuckley]

rpf is woke and ethical

[annabelle--cane]

what I mean: "sexual intercourse" is as much a social construct as "romantic courtship," and you discover this very quickly as a queer person if you try to talk to able bodied straight cis people who literally think the only thing that counts as Actual Sex is penis-in-vagina penetration, like they call oral "foreplay" it's so dire. various people have a lot of vested interest in cleanly defining "sex" vs "not sex" for a whole slew of reasons (ex. censorship dodging and enforcing, conferring the social clout of virginity and prowess, finding and closing loopholes about premarital sex, deciding what relationships "count" as serious partnerships, ligating what is general assault vs sexual assault vs Something That's Definitely Probably Fine And Not Sexual At All, Actually, etc.), and it's really not something you can just fall back on as obvious common sense that people are dumb for questioning.

what I say: sex isn't real and you can't have it

[queenaegon]

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

[1-7776]

like. i dont know man

[st5rcrest]

theres no bond as strong as a girl and her shitty unpopular rpf ship that no one will ever like or understand

[starmanbyler]

i poster posts i domt even remember posting

[saintmelangell]

[manualoverridemode]

yup they gotta kill me. yea they just announced it sorry

[fupafiend]

"this post contains potentially mature content" and its... a dirty joke... a bloody scene from an action movie... tasteful nudity... sometimes none of these even... and of course a regular fully clothed transgender woman... i dont think i could ever hate christians enough

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

[zerotian]

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[vegasgrandprix]

it is so sad that josef deleted his facebook and his comments are lost to time