era of woke and ludicrous engines

these men are sims to me and i’m using wickedwhims on them.

[geoscarmark]

24 | bi | follows from @clamjams

hello! my name is fran geoscarmark :) please read this intro before following. i will know if you didn’t. somehow. sorry it’s so long i have issues clearly.

this rlly is so long i’ll bold/italicise the important bits i guess…

blog title is a quote from this ridiculous dailymail article.

i post/rb untagged 18+ content. because of this i will not interact as much with you personally if you are under 18, and i may soft block minors.

main talking points of my blog are probably oscarmark & mercest (the sinister inner workings of mercedes amg pertronas f1 team). so please filter the tags #oscarmark & #mercest if you don’t wanna see that. (sometimes i forget to tag but just yell at me and i’ll remember).

rooting for LH44 WDC 🙏 but would be happy with either george or oscar.

basically i believe in abolishing the nuclear family structure SO when i say toto is a father to them that is NOT /pos let it be known 🙏 they are like a family in the worst way possible. there’s a reason i regularly parallel them to the show Succession. i do include lewis in my mercest posting, again this is not me saying i want him to be happy families this is me studying them like mice. i am also someone who thinks that toto likes george. this may be a weird thing to say for some but you’d be surprised. george is very much a merc staple.

⬆️ take this to heart. i regularly openly wish for the spontaneous combustion for those i despise INCLUDING MV33 why do his fans keep following me 🙏 i will block you if you are a Stroll, Aston or Lawson supporter. (as much as i feel similarly of the dutchman, blocking everyone that tolerates him would leave the dash empty i fear.)

ships i find interesting (links are to posts where i talk about my opinions on them if u care): all mercest combos but especially georgetoto, kimitoto, bratcedes, hamiltonelli, swingcedes, divorcedes, etc. oscarmark!! oscmarkily. geoscarmark(toto)…obviously. georgemark. pialbon. galex. galex + their s/o’s #polyamory. sebmark. brocedes but i don’t talk about them that much bc it makes me want to kms. i have some very specific thoughts on gax unfortunately they do compel me (it’s a disease) but the whole mama papa married thing pisses me off BAD.

i am mean about brit_cedes sometimes sorry but im not like an anti. i just do not think lewis likes george all that much 😭 im actually also kind of mean about george sorry he’s my whump guy. i literally like him i swear, he’s just so torturable. his kendall roy slay.

i am communist/socialist/that one friend that’s ‘too woke’ or whatever. i enjoy this sport in a sociological way, in that the politics, impacts, relationships & interactions are incredibly interesting to me - what actually got me into f1 was seeing how toto interacts with george and kimi. like i enjoy watching the races but it is not my port of knowledge so i mostly absorb the racing opinions of my savvy mutuals.

i’m not really into any f1 rpf that doesnt have at least one of them miserable in some way.

i do talk about the partners of drivers sometimes as i am not of the belief that ignoring the existence of women is more feminist than not. however anyone who is unnecessarily disrespectful towards them will be blocked everyone get more feminist NOW 😭😭 i do NOT like the term ‘WAG’ so very rarely if ever use it.

DO NOT talk to be about lestappen idgaf. will probably break the mutual if you put them on my dash.

LASTLY i like reading and talk about books quite a lot. my booklr blog is @writeasiread but i don’t use it as much. filter ‘#geoscarmark bookclub’ if you dgaf.

[deadpoets]

OSCAR PIASTRI Monaco Grand Prix 2026

[lesbiannieism]

*sigh* an oscpodium would’ve been nice but isack’s car was literally falling apart around him and he still managed to drive it to the end so i think he deserves this

[deadpoets]

OSCAR PIASTRI Monaco Grand Prix 2026

[holidayslaughter]

whenever i see people call random edgy but not-at-all harmful artists "degens" i would like to refer them to the first sentence of wikipedia's "degenerate art" article

[oxypill]

[goldcrescent]

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

[goldcrescent]

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

[mercblues]

“how was monaco?”

[gattyswriting]

this is what happens when nobody pays taxes in your country. those poor monaco millionaires simply don’t have the infrastructure budget to maintain a single strip of road. please donate to their pothole fund 💔

[hamararakattirastas]

I love whatever is wrong with him

[teamroscoes]

2006 ➜ 2026 ✨️

[gattyswriting]

okay so the monaco pit lane speeding saga explained to address the confusion

five drivers (Lewis, George, Franco, Pierre, Oscar) all got flagged for doing 60.1km/h in a 60km/h zone despite having pit limiters on

the pit limiter measures wheel speed. the FIA measures average speed using timing loops embedded in the asphalt

speed = distance between loops ÷ time taken

drivers were cutting the corner around the Cadillac garage, shortening their actual path through a timing segment. the segment distance is fixed. travel it faster than expected and the average speed calculation comes out higher than your wheel speed (60.1 vs 60.0) even though your car’s own systems are reading legal the whole time

[whiteshakira]

my unwritten novels were snubbed at the international booker prize once again

[44caps]

nobody better come into my inbox asking me to pick a side on george or kimi i'll kill myself in front of you. you want me to pick between british slender man and an italian fratboy. you want me to throw my alliance between a second british win in f1 or for child labor. you want me to say i like the big eyed freak who looks like he'd ask me what i've read recently and then recommend the forty eight laws of power to me, over the underaged surfer poser who would eat six dozen raw eggs every morning after he heard gaston sing about it in beauty & the beast and then cry to his manager when it gave him salmonella?????? you people are under terrible awful spells the only thing they're good for is hoping they both chew each other to dust and then retire out of shame about it

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[geoscarmark]

george should find a mark webber shaped shoulder to cry on…

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.