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forest entity BLM. Birdwatcher and herper, as well as amateur wildlife photographer. Arcane, Hannibal, Dragon Age, Game of Thrones, The Secret History, Bodyguard, Twin Peaks, and Bojack Horseman Hozier, Mitski, and Fleet Foxes are my jam rn. Rowan, he/him and they/them, thanks. That's all you need to know. Feel free to chat with me at any time.

[manunkinda]

Feel like dropping my Spotify Hannigram playlist I made and add songs to regularly.

So here it is! It’s got all types of music.

“It really does look black in the moonlight...”

You guys are free to suggest songs too!

[a-real-horse]

[doomsprites]

gage beasley deep sea plushies

[maidensfern]

There’s nothing like watching ao3 go down and then retreating to tumblr to watch the chaos unfold

[nvexe]

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

[alexvacice]

Merlin kills 116 people in the series. I counted. Do with that information what you will.

[sca-nerd]

[dankxsinatra]

Elephants have learned highway robbery

[pseudogirlie]

you will never have another heir 

[l-a-l-o-u]

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

[illustratus]

The Secret Rendezvous by Pierre-Charles Comte

[thatlittleegyptologist]

It's 1200 BCE. A scribe sits under a sunshade, copying out a literary text to keep for his own personal library. Suddenly, an irate woman, who really should not be there, appears. It's me. I've somehow worked out time travel, and I've gone back in time to yell at the scribe for the grammar mistake he is about to make. A grammar mistake which has taken academics over 70 years to figure out is just an oopsie and not a complex grammatical working that they hadn't seen before.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

#hey Tjetji you rat bastard

bad and naughty scribes get called out by name three thousands years after making a copying mistake

[shrewreadings]

Egyptology, is everything okay?

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Yeah, everything's fine! This is a shitpost, but Tjetji is a really horrid text with really horrid grammar

This is Tjetji and he is a horrible bastard man who commissioned this text. A text I had to translate looking like this:

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love that the people we remember most from history are the ones who are really shitty at their work. Gives me hope for the future.

[elvyn]

A God

[thequeenofthewinter]

“Tell Me About Your Favorite OC” Ask List

I see you all out there with your super cool OCs, chomping at the bit to tell the world about them. I want to know. Tell me all the things.

1. What’s your chosen OC’s favorite color? Least favorite?

2. What do they think is their best feature? This can be both physical or personality wise.

3. What is something they are really self-conscious about?

4. What is something that they’re secretly good at? Do they have a hidden talent, such as being a brilliant kazoo player or a master chess wizard?

5. What do they like to do in their free time? Do they have any hobbies? Do they even have free time?

6. What is something they are absolutely hopeless at doing? Why?

7. Who is your OC’s best friend? How did they meet?

8. Who is your OC’s greatest enemy/rival? Why? Is the feeling mutual?

9. Tell me your favorite moment with your OC. (Either that you wrote or drew.)

10. Where is your OC’s favorite place? Like if they were having a bad day, where would they run off to?

11. Tell me a random useless fact about your OC.

12. Does your OC have a love interest? How did they meet? What makes them work well together? If no, tell me about their “type” or why they prefer to be alone. (Being alone is valid!)

13. Is your OC left handed, right handed, or ambidextrous? Also, can they flip a pancake without dropping it?

14. Does your OC have any superstitions? Good luck rituals? Do they believe in and/or practice the arcane arts?

15. What star sign is your OC, and where do they fall on the Myer’s Briggs personality test?

16. How organized is your OC? Do they like to have a place for everything and everything in its place, or do they live inside a tornado of chaos and mayhem?

17. What is something annoying about your OC? Do they chew with their mouth open? Are they a know-it-all? Are they too oblivious for their own good?

18. How does your OC feel about education? How much education do they have? Are they studious or a slacker?

19. How extroverted is your OC? Is it easy for them to make friends? Do they open up and trust easily or are they a reinforced fortress of steel?

20. What makes your OC special? Why are they important or different ? What makes them a particularly wonderful and/or evil character?

21. What sets your OC off? What will make them go from a docile little lamb to a rampaging, fire-breathing dragon?

22. If your OC were a real person, would you be friends with them? Why or why not?

23. What is your OC’s dream? What will they do once they’ve achieved it? Are they done and they disappear into the sunset or will they find a new goal/dream?

24. What is your OC’s favorite food? Can they cook it? Where do they get their food? (And most importantly, do you feed your OCs enough? Don’t forget to throw them a meal once in a while.)

25. Describe your OC in one sentence.

[redstonedust]

writers wishing they could draw whats in their head 🤝 artists wishing they could write whats in their head

[azeler]

🤝

writers wishing they could write what's in their head

🤝

artists wishing they could draw what's in their head

[mmm-asbestos]

thinking about hospital and university underground tunnels….

there is something about them….

[mmm-asbestos]

like literally your doctor tells you to go to another building and to take the tunnel cause its faster and you end up in a literal backroom and depending on how new the construction is you will encounter all three pictured above in order

[mmm-asbestos]

my favorite part of this post is most people in the notes are like yeah yeah scary underground tunnels under hospitals and universities we’ve all seen them but also there is a small group of people who never heard of these in their life and are very confused rn

[zazrichor]

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