Thesstrals

canadian. student. 28. gryffindor. bisexual. scorpio. talk to me about: harry potter, the 100, wilde life, check please, hemlock grove, and the raven cycle, 9-1-1 (Lonestar), AFTG

[wee-fuckin-woo]

entirely correct 911 quotes

[corporatebanana]

[humoristics]

The ocean molded this clump of bricks into a rock shape

via

[pochowek]

real life texture glitch

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Domesticated rock has returned to the wild and become feral

[the-haiku-bot]

Domesticated

rock has returned to the wild

and become feral

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sonacava]

this andrew minyard guy

[themarchingbeetle]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[kaijuno]

I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars

[transbaphomet]

[emberphoenixisgoingtolivee]

phrases of international online friends

"what do YOU guys call it"

"isn't it [insert time here] over there????"

"GO THE FUCK TO BED"

"good morning" (it's 6pm in your timezone)

"do you have/say [thing] over there"

"how's the weather over there?" (probably better than yours)

[sad-girl-hours23]

[indigo2831]

We didn't see Buck's disciplinary hearing because it went like this:

LAFD Big-Wig: Evan Buckley apparently has an addiction to opioids. He was tempted to steal them from an ambulance.

LAFD Big-Wig 2: The same Evan Buckley who was crushed by a ladder truck on our watch?

BW 1: Yes.

BW 2: The same Buckley that was struck by lightning and died on our watch?

BW 1: Temporarily died, but yes.

BW: The same Evan Buckley that turned down a $5 million dollar settlement from the city just because he wanted to work the job while on blood thinners?

BW 1: Do you remember everything?

BW 2: THE SAME EVAN BUCKLEY THAT WAS RUN OFF THE ROAD AND KIDNAPPED WHILE ON HIS WAY BACK FROM THE FIREFIGHTER GAMES, THAT HE JUST WON?!

BW2: THE SAME EVAN BUCKLEY THAT HELPED CONTAIN A SUPER-LETHAL VIRUS AND HELPED CAPTURE THE PERSON WHO CREATED IT AND ESSENTIALLY SAVED THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES?

*deep dragging breath*

THE SAME EVAN BUCKLEY WHO USED HIS ACTUAL BODY TO HELP CLEAR A FREEWAY SO HIS ALMOST STEP-MAMA COULD LAND A PLANE ON THE FREEWAY?

BW 1: He also helped commandeer a chopper to save people on a capsized cruise ship. He thinks we are going to fire him.

BW 1 and BW 2: *laugh hysterically*

*receives text messages*

BW 1: It appears, while in recovery for said opioid addiction, Evan Buckley helped save 14 kidnapped migrants.

BW 1 and 2: Cleared.

[hudsonswilliams]

HEATED RIVALRY WEEK 2026 🏒 DAY SIX: FAVORITE SCENE

Shane and Rose's coming out talk.

[fangorn-forest]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

[paperjoshi]

on it boss

[paperjoshi]

trapped in the catacombs boss

[himbotheninth]

cliff marleau is the kind of homie who shuts down instances of the f-slur by saying shit like "only cocksuckers use slurs, dick"

[notahungrywish]

He would say “kinda sus not to use rainbow tape on pride night dude. What are you fuckin gay?”

If someone comes out to him he’s going to say “oh, you’re sucking his dick in like, a gay way? Not a bro way?” And then he’d say “fuckin right man get that bussy”.

He tries to have a heart to heart with Rozanov once 7 beers in, after noticing that he very obviously fucks guys in the bathroom sometimes when he thinks he’s being subtle. And he’s like “…you know I jacked it to femboy porn once.” And Ilya who is also very drunk is like “👍” and he’s like “and I came too.” Then he goes home patting himself on the back for being an ally.

He’s a problematic king.

[saiintval]

[only-cat-memes]

[unalivejournal]

10% of you are voting with hate in your hearts. I am not even attracted to him this is not a projection thing but of fucking course he eats box. First of all he's a bi guy who listens to bad bunny and rihanna. Second of all svetlana can get anyone she wants do you really think she'd let ilya repeatedly hit if he refused to go down on her. Third of all he's a service top and the first time he's blowing shane and shane politely tries to pull away so he doesn't cum in his mouth ilya vacuum seals his lips around his dick and wraps himself around shane's body like a python constricting it's prey. you think ilya tornado blowjob rozanov wouldn't give a woman head. He's got carpet burn

[knightclubbing]

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

[sarcasticmothwrites]

This is just Andrew and Neil once Kevin graduates.

[whereintheworldiskamalakhan]

Oh. Ilya isn’t being nice to all the gay hockey players he meets by tripping them into the arms of their love interests because he wants them to be happy. He’s tripping them away from his love interest. He’s gonna make sure those hot rich men are otherwise occupied so they don’t go sniffing around Mr. Hockey himself, Shane Hollander, who they may or may not have heard a rumor about him being gay and probably available— Quick! Diversion attack! Go flirt with the cute social media guy! Look! Attractive bartender! Sexy musician, go go go!

[beelze0-0]

More than yesterday and less than tomorrow

(ID: sequential art image 1: Ilya Rozanov partially submerged in water with only his eyes above the water from Shane’s point of view image 2: Shane Hollander underwater looking up from Ilya’s point of view end ID)