Fuck You and Everything Else Too

"Sometimes I strongly consider changing the name of my blog to "manwhorants" due to the sheer number of times I do it on here." And now it totally is. Get ready for the rants motherfuckers

[manwhorants]

Hey. Hey Tumblr. Hey.

Fuck you.

[manwhorants]

Your petition to get the Electoral College to vote Hillary in instead of Trump won’t work and shouldn’t. You’re basically voting to put Hillary into office, something that already happened and SHE LOST.

You people and your absurd reaction to this are only serving to make accepting Trump as President easier. You’re behaving like what I would’ve expected from Trump supporters if he had lost.

[manwhorants]

Add “Business Insider” to the list of websites I’m not going to anymore.

Seriously, Forbes, BI, and all the other sites need to understand that I would rather slice off one of my fingers before turning my adblocker off, especially turning it off just to visit your site for a minute or two.

[manwhorants]

Testing out characters in Overwatch I don’t ever play. One of those being Ana. I knew enough about her abilities to think I knew everything. That wasn’t correct. I had no clue she healed allies by shooting them; because why the fuck would a sniper rifle heal people by shooting them? So after playing a game where I essentially didn’t heal at all (save for her grenade) I get told off by a couple teammates.

Overwatch is a fun game. It’s the players that are spiteful little shits. And besides, it’s Quick Play, not fucking Competitive. Get the fuck over it.

Honestly I can’t even put much heart into this rant because I don’t care enough to. I’m almost posting as a formality. Like, I don’t use this blog as often as I once did and it’s been a while since I’ve had something to rant about.

Well how about you do everyone a favor Risky and uninstall your life? I’m sure your parents would be very appreciative of you taking some initiative and rectifying their mistake you walking abortion.

There we go. Much better.

[shencomix]

Was that last comic ableist?

I think I fucked up. Usually I can tell these things when there are a bunch of people (quietly) telling me I fucked up, and also when they are a bunch of people using my comics to justify judging others, which they’re never meant for.

My intent with the last comic, like usual, was self-deprecation. I’m supposed to be the square. I often romanticize being an outcast in society, so when the circle essentially points out “you can still fit in, you’re not such an outcast,” I respond by saying “SHUT UP, YES I AM.” Because, y’know, I romanticize it.

This was the intent, but looking at it now, mistakes were made. For many people, the thing that I romanticize is not a choice. I’m going to take this one down, and might not have another one to put up today.

I’m sorry.

Have a great rest of your day, peeps.

[manwhorants]

“Skin so thin you can see through them.”

[manwhorants]

Trying to make plans with people that are always busy and don’t actually talk about said plans is possibly one of the most hellish experiences I’ve had to deal with short of life itself.

I’m beyond pissed.

Or maybe I’m not pissed, I don’t even know. Maybe I’m a little pissed. Maybe I’m a little sad. Maybe I’m a little disappointed.

Mostly I’m frustrated. Frustrated by this and frustrated by so much other shit. But this is a blog for rants and I’m already kind of straying from that so...

...fuck it.

[hanzo-mcgay]

i made my sister look at the overwatch heroes and give me a commentary

needless to say, i was not disappointed

[manwhorants]

Your sister sounds like a really obnoxious stick in the mud, but then again maybe I shouldn’t talk. I’m still going to though obviously.

[manwhorants]

The thing these websites that ask me to turn off my Adblock don’t understand is I would sooner never use the internet again than turn it off.

Sooo...get fucked Forbes.

[manwhorants]

Just another reminder, if you don’t like Sword Art Online, I want to actually boil you alive in cooking oil and eat you in front of your parents. You fucking deplorable waste of good oxygen.

[manwhorants]

Now I remember why I needed this blog. For a while I was beginning to think it might be unecessary.

[manwhorants]

Read a post about a down syndrome baby being described as “perfect.”

No, no your child is not perfect. By DEFINITION she suffers from a genetic defect. She is the opposite of perfect. Like a car missing a tire. You wouldn’t want to drive a car if it didn’t have a tire now would you? No, no you bloody would not you overly optimistic dumbass.

[manwhorants]

There needs to be a name for these people. They are to equality what feminazis are to feminists.

Remember when Electro was cast as a black man instead of a white man and the internet threw a fit? People were upset because a character that was white in the comics was being played by a black man.

People went nuts on anyone that dared to complain about comic book accuracy. Those people were called racists for not being more accepting about the character change.

Now we’ve got the reverse of this happening; a non-white character being portrayed by a white kid and suddenly it’s okay to complain about it because it’s..

WHITEWASHING

I’m sick of this pseudo-racist, whiny bullshit. Know what, I want EVERY character from now on to be white. Recast Black Panther as fucking Woody Allen. Have War Machine played by Jim Carrey in the next movie. Rename Wakanda to Whitekanda. I don’t care. Whatever pisses everyone off the most. Anyone that honestly fucking bitches about this change; you all deserve it.

[manwhorants]

People need to get the fuck over this Captain America is a Nazi thing.

The entire history of comics is built on Alternate Universes. Fucking deal with it jesus fucking christ.

[manwhorants]

On GoT and Fuckwits

The books are not better than the show. They are overly-worded, needlessly complicated shitstorms of irrelevant characters and pointless descriptions of unimportant details. They set up a great world and a great story in general but when you dive into it, GRRM needs a better editor; someone that can tell the man he doesn’t need a paragraph-long description of someone’s fucking dinner in the book.

The show’s done exactly that; trimmed the excessive fat off that fucking obese series.

So get over yourselves, you pompous fucking twats that constantly bitch about how the show isn’t following the books word for goddamn word. If it did, it wouldn’t be as successful as it is.

I’m fucking sick of you elitist retards.

[manwhorants]

Guess you can add Rick and Morty to the list of things I hate that I’ve never seen. Nothing personal, just can’t stand the fanbase that surrounds it. It makes me want it to just go away.

[manwhorants]

You know what, not-a-kat and boba-fettucini. You guys are cunts. You are fanboy cunts that are too fucking stupid to understand what a rant is. Honestly, do I have to spell it out for you fucking twats? Guess so.

When I rant, I complain about whatever it is that comes to mind or has me a bit peeved that day. It’s usually an overreaction, which means reacting to it is a lot like seeing someone furiously punching a punching bag and telling him to calm down. It’s a really stupid thing to do because what do you think he’s trying to do? He’s trying to calm the fuck down and you’re interjecting and making it worse by taking all of that person’s frustrations and directing them at you. It’s even worse when you realize that I WAS DONE POSTING ABOUT AH. I had moved on from the post, only responding to some old inboxes I got because the notifications didn’t pop up.

You dumb fucking cunts decided it’d be a delightful idea to dig my shit back up and try to scold me for it. This has happened before too, on a fucking a venting thread of all places. I posted and someone didn’t like what I had to say so they decided to be an asshole about it which set off a huge fucking shitstorm between the two of us and others that also were too fucking retarded to understand they shouldn’t get involved in that.

If I want to post on the internet I’m going to. It makes me feel better to get my frustrations out in a public way that isn’t me literally shouting them in the street. But despite posting in them in a public place I have zero desire for any responses, good or bad. I understand they might still happen, but it doesn’t mean I have to want them if I post something publicly.

So as I said before. I’m going to bitch. I’m going to rant. I’m going to complain about whatever the fuck I damn well please and if any of you autistic cunts think you can stop me from doing that by whining and crying about it and feigning “boredom” when you really just can’t stand the idea of being 1-upped my a guy who’s username is “manwhorants” then tough fucking fish dick.

And I do get to have the last word motherfuckers, cause your asses are fucking blocked. As are the rest of your bodies.

[manwhorants]

Fucking hell, Achievement Hunter has practically been nothing but “Achievement Hunter and Special Guest” for the past few months. They hired Funhaus last year. Then they brought Screwattack on board pretty recently. Now they’re bring some group in called The Creatures, of whom I only know about Sp00n because he played with Seananners approximately four billion years ago.

Bringing in a group of assorted people I’ve never heard of and then shoving them into every video from that point on just makes me less interested in the content. I’d rather see one (maybe two) new faces that are properly introduced and eased in.

Also, while I’m ranting about AH, I haven’t even seen their dumbass rip-off of Mystery Science Theater and I already know I’m gonna hate it. Jack confirmed that they’d be doing movies that nobody has ever heard of, which means I don’t give a fuck about the movie and thus have no interest in the show.

Let me be clear:

Geoff isn’t funny. Jack isn’t funny.

Gavin CAN be funny, but is often just a twat.

Jeremy is sometimes funny.

Michael is funny. Ryan is funny.

Matt and Lindsay need to stay in the editing room.

Trevor is cool, he can leave the editing room.

If they got rid of Geoff and Jack and kept Matt and Lindsay out of everything, AH would be better for it. ESPECIALLY Jack and Lindsay.

Anyway, that said, knowing that Geoff and Jack are going to be involved in a show that is built exclusively on their humor, and since they aren’t funny, and since the movie they’re riffing on is unknown and uninteresting…why the fuck would I waste my time watching that? Why should they waste their time making it? Because they enjoy it? Fuck what they enjoy. Their job at this point is to make content that other people enjoy. If they don’t do their job they’ll lose their job.

Anyway, I guess what I’m trying to say is I want Geoff, Jack, Matt, and Lindsay to get trapped in the office and the office to burn down. That’d be pretty neat-o.

Or I’d settle for them doing less stupid shit like unecessary additions to the team and awful show ideas. Off Topic gets a pass, but only ‘cause it’s a podcast.

[boba-fettucini-deactivated20171]

lmao, you’re not the only person who watches RT. A lot of us actually like FH and the new additions.

If you hate RT so much, why don’t you stop watching it instead of bitching about it on the internet?

[manwhorants]

How about you go fuck yourself eh?

If you hate my complaints so much, why don’t you piss off?

Can’t even complain on my own blog without these whiny fucking pussies coming and crying about it.

[boba-fettucini-deactivated20171]

lmao someone’s butthurt.

Honestly, I just stumbled upon your post by accident and I was bored. That’s why I responded.

You can bitch on your blog all you want, but this is a public website and people are allowed to respond. That’s kinda how the internet works lol.

[manwhorants]

Alright I’m butthurt if that helps soothe your soul any. Still if you’d fuck off that’d be great for both of us I feel. So…you know…fuck off.

[boba-fettucini-deactivated20171]

Lol whatever man. It was fun while it lasted.

[manwhorants]

And this ladies and gentlemen is what happens when you walk into someone’s house and criticize the shit in their toilet. You get kicked the fuck out because why would you do something so fucking stupid and pointless? Like responding to a rant.

[boba-fettucini-deactivated20171]

I thought we were done here, but I guess not? Not complaining though. Your overreactions are hilarious.

To answer your question, I was bored and I happened to stumble upon your post. That’s it. I’m not offended by your rant, I don’t have some kind of personal issue with you. I was just bored.

[manwhorants]

We’re done when I get the last word in, or do you not know how this works? I rant, you bitch about me ranting, then we spit venom at eachother for a while, then you get fed up and leave.

It’s internet arguments 101.

[boba-fettucini-deactivated20171]

Awesome. I was looking for something to do tonight. And like I said before, your overreactions are fucking hilarious.

Go on. Do your worst.

[manwhorants]

Oh didn’t expect you to respond so soon. Here, I posted this already but I’ll quote it for you here.

“ Hey boba. You probably won’t see this one but I figure you’ll respond sometime soon to the other post. Just want to set the record straight. I’m going to sleep in a few so I won’t be checking up on your punk ass. I’m sick and tired and also pretty sick so fuck you and your punk ass until tomorrow.”

So yeah, I’ll curse and stuff at you tomorrow I guess. Unless I forget anyway. I’m drop dead exhausted at the moment. If nothing else I’ll respond with like a semicolon or something just so I can be the last one to post. Cuz you know, fuck you and all that.

Oh and if you enjoy my overreactions so much then maybe you should consider following me. All I do is rant and generally overreact to things. Just don’t expect me to always reply, I don’t have enough time for that most days. This one’s a special case.