If you don’t wanna get caught in the pain net don’t fly close to my tower it’s not that hard. I can fly in and out because my the pain net is calibrated to my aura. Use the beautiful gravel path I lined with native wildlife you fuckwads. nobody wants to walk these days, I’m so sick of watching people get caught in the pain net and then blame me for it.
I told you:I didn’t put it where it is. I didn’t decide how high to put the pain level. I am not in charge of my own airspace anymore. The pain net manufacturers will not leave my house, stop asking them to, they have control over the entrance to my good bathroom.
literally just take the path it’s not hard
...are you...being held hostage by the pain net manufacturers..?
How could you Even suggest something Libelous like that, Pal. The pain net manufacturers are legally allowed to do whatever they want on the property where a the pain net has been installed as it should be. Obviously anyone who read the fine print like I obviously did do would know that. Now don’t ask stupid questions that might upset the ingenious manufacturers of the pain net.
just walk up to my door, greet my wonderful guests politely, and do not talk to them about their amazing spectacular line of products or you will be tempted into making a purchase (as any logical person would be!!!)
Yknow. If you didn't read the fine print I have a wonderful idea to make the workers and the contract disappear. All you must do is grant me minimal access to your humble abode.
obviously I read the fine print haha, and my abode cannot legally be considered ‘humble’ on account of being ENHANCED by the pain net technology but come on in! Quickly, while the illustrious the pain net manufacturers are looking away in a cool and aloof manner
*I quickly run in slipping a bag made of some weird shimmery material over each of the pain net manufactures head, before shoving them in my totally innocent and not at all used for kidnapping van to put them with the other human pets friends*
oh thank the Naturals, I’m going to take down that dumb net now
my airspace is open again :)
You're welcome my winged friend! Thank you for the new pets- I mean buddies.
no problem! now let me just remove this-
o h no. the pain
Right that's another problem...how do we get it off..?
ⁿᵒ ⁱᵗˢ ᶠⁱⁿᵉ
I mean...I know a friend but not much i can do beyond this point..
ⁱˢ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵃ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ ᵒʳ ᵃⁿᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ʰᵒˢᵗᵃᵍᵉ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳˢ
Hostages? I don't have hostages. Just very...unwilling friends. But no, it is not one of my unwilling friends. I'd say this one is very willing to be my friend. Sure the magic isn't making them think all too clearly, but they're not a hostage.
You talking about me? I have a pain net removal service for you, free of charge!
ʷᵉˡˡ ᴵ ᵍᵒᵗ ⁱᵗ ᵈᵒʷⁿ ⁱᵗ’ˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ˢᵗᵘᶜᵏ ⁱⁿ ᵐʸ ʷⁱⁿᵍˢ ⁿᵒʷ
ʰᵒʷ ᵈᵒ ᴵ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵗʳᵘˢᵗ ʸᵒᵘ
I can be very cautious when it matters, so don’t worry about it! Besides, I have a bit of experience with wings
And if I screw up, I might end up as a pet friend! :)
ᵒᵏᵃʸ… ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʷᵒʳˢᵗ
*tries to untangle pain net with bare hands and fails miserably* Ah… perhaps I should cut the pain net off, but that might slightly hit your wings…
ᵒ ʷ ᵈᵉᵃʳ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵇᵉ ᶜᵃʳᵉᶠᵘˡ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵐʸ ʷⁱⁿᵍˢ
