99% chance of fluff

see my pets, other pets, and other things!

[snugglybf]

she’s gorgeous

[manysheep]

who

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

me: gee i sure wish someone would bring me a dream right now-

mr sandman:

[manysheep]

Me in two sentences.

Me: I won't get jealous

Me: Who's this fucking whore

[kiarakirai-deactivated20200605]

[onlydadjokes]

My wife asked me if I could stop singing ‘Wonderwall’ by Oasis I said maybe.

[greenjellies]

[dangerly]

[ill-matic]

[nopoker-deactivated20191226]

[pastel-koshka-deactivated201801]

[snugglybf]

i usually hate tank tops. but i look really flat in this, so it’s winner. 🌟 he/him!

[nrrie-deactivated20191217]

[dangerly]

[clawmarks]

[hatethetrip]

[sunspill]

opens a google document that’s enough for today

[gbcnt-blog]