Dark Lord of the Deep Fryer

Hello, I am the shift manager of the Hatagaya MgRonald's! I strive to be the best employee possible so that one day I may rule Japan from atop the mighty MgRonald's corporate throne.

[maoh-sadao]

I'm moving over here lol. Main account here I come!

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Baby armadillo takes a bath

[maoh-sadao]

Why is it that every customer that says they're never coming back ends up becoming a regular?

[seidenki]

[nichiyou-deactivated20140731]

[urushihara-hanzo-deactivated201]

Now use a watermelon. 

[alsiel-ashiya]

Stop playing games.

[urushihara-hanzo-deactivated201]

I can’t play games you took them all!

[maoh-sadao]

If you break the microwave I'm selling your computer to replace it. =^=

[urushihara-hanzo-deactivated201]

What the fuck happened to Sariel’s wings, did someone accidentally dry him on high? He went from a majestic creature to a christmas tree ornament.

Everyone knows the correct setting for cherub is “tumble dry”

sheesh

[maoh-sadao]

Goddamn it Colonel Sanders put some pants on you're flashing the whole city.

[urushihara-hanzo-deactivated201]

stop dying while I’m trying to blog

[maoh-sadao]

Don't neglect your comrades. =^=

[urushihara-hanzo-deactivated201]

I just spent 5 minutes prying a tick out of my skin

this is why I don’t leave the house

that’s cool I hear lyme disease is really fun

[maoh-sadao]

Normal people don’t hide in the bushes when they go outside. coughcoughlikeacertainherocough

[urushihara-hanzo-deactivated201]

Has she been bothering you again?

[maoh-sadao]

If by ‘bothering’ you mean ‘never more than 30 feet away’ then yes =^=

[urushihara-hanzo-deactivated201]

That’s what happens when you let girls borrow your umbrella.

[maoh-sadao]

How was I even supposed to know that was her!? =A=

[urushihara-hanzo-deactivated201]

I just spent 5 minutes prying a tick out of my skin

this is why I don’t leave the house

that’s cool I hear lyme disease is really fun

[maoh-sadao]

Normal people don’t hide in the bushes when they go outside. coughcoughlikeacertainherocough

[urushihara-hanzo-deactivated201]

Has she been bothering you again?

[maoh-sadao]

If by 'bothering' you mean 'never more than 30 feet away' then yes =^=

[urushihara-hanzo-deactivated201]

I just spent 5 minutes prying a tick out of my skin

this is why I don’t leave the house

that’s cool I hear lyme disease is really fun

[maoh-sadao]

Normal people don't hide in the bushes when they go outside. coughcoughlikeacertainherocough

[maoh-sadao]

So I went to the zoo and had a good lunch and now I'm home.All in all today was a good day off of work.

[maoh-sadao]

I got snacks on the way home. One had chocolate filling and the other was custard and they only cost $2.

[urushihara-hanzo-deactivated201]

[urushihara-hanzo-deactivated201]

[maoh-sadao]

I went to the zoo today and let me tell you how weird it is feeding goats in the children's zoo.

[maoh-sadao]

How Alciel went from father figure to housewife in a few short centuries is beyond me.

[alsiel-ashiya]

it has to do with the fact that Maou doesn’t like to clean up things.

[maoh-sadao]

Maybe if you could hold a job I'd be home more to clean -3-