#demon problems

[bunny-is-cute]

Okay but like—do sinners in Hell actually ask each other why they’re there? Or is that one of those unspoken “you just don’t bring it up” kind of rules?

And what about “how did you die?” Like… is that a casual icebreaker, or is it a total social taboo?

Because I feel like it could go either way—half the crowd trauma dumping over drinks, the other half acting like you just asked them their credit score.

[the-vainglory-network]

I should really do a kintype list already😔 I think I forgot again🥴 I def did

Heheh

[alcer-demon]

Omg I would literally die if a boy did this to me 😍😍😍

[acklest]

Demon: *cuts a guy’s throat and drains it into a chalice*

Demon: *dials Hell by swirling blood around with fingers*

Hell: 𝔜𝔬𝔲’𝔳𝔢 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔡 ℌ𝔢𝔩𝔩. ℑ𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔰 𝔯𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔰𝔬𝔲𝔩 𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫, 𝔱𝔦𝔩𝔱 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔢 𝔱𝔬 —

Hell: *loud static, call drops*

Demon: *swirls blood around to redial* Hello? Hello?!

Demon: *wipes blood on corpse’s shirt, exasperated*

Demon: Goddamnit. Ever since we acquired Comcast —

[undeadmanbun]

fandom demons, fandom demons everywhere!

[thebubblesareevil]

The many downsides of being the exorcist sons

Pre-demon reveal Other than the whole being surrounded by people who want to kill him think about how much of the stuff the do in cram school that hurts him. Imagine someone spilling holy water on Rin and he just sits there trying to pretend it doesn't hurt. What is reading scripture burned his throat when he reads it but he does it anyway because he wants to be an exorcist. Remember only select members of the staff at true cross academy were briefed on his heritage. Think about that

[desthedemon]

when you are a demon..And Sweet child ‘o mine starts. And Lucifer walks in and is like “ YOU ARE A SWEET CHILD OF MINE” and you just are done with him..

[panvolkkaraczewski]

When the company portal malfunctions and sends everyone to the wrong dimension but it's Friday so...