Maomao

Hello!!! I'm 19 and I live and love for Scaramouche. I also like other characters but gotta stay most loyal to scara :3

[maomaoyuki]

I forgot Cyno joke of the day # 11 and 12 oopsies

[maomaoyuki]

CYNO JOKE OF THE DAY (#10)

Why did Yae Miko publish a book about foxes?

drumroll…

Because she wanted to make a tail of her own. Cuz tail sounds like tale..? And she has tails..?

[tariah23]

I want all of my mutuals to thrive and be happy

[maomaoyuki]

CYNO JOKE OF THE DAY (#9)

Why did Kazuha bring a pencil to the top of the mountain?

drumrol..

He wanted to write a high-ku. Get it? Cuz high sounds like hai. And haiku is a poem..? And… Kazuha writes poems??

I feel like tighnari is hunting me down every time I explain 😭

[maomaoyuki]

CYNO JOKE OF THE DAY (#8)

“Hey Tighnari. Can I ask you a question. It’s very serious.”

“What is it, Cyno?”

“Do you know my friend, Candice?”

“This better not be a joke-“

“Candice wield a hydro vision and candice polearm fit in your mouth?”

“…”

get it? Cuz Candice sounds like can this..?

[maomaoyuki]

CYNO JOKE OF THE DAY (#7)

Why does the Geo Traveler make such a reliable architect?

drumroll…

Because their work is always rock solid. Get it? Cuz geo is like rock..?

[maomaoyuki]

CYNO JOKE OF THE DAY (#6)

Why does the pryo slimes keep getting kicked out of the library?

Drumroll…

because it always tries to warm up to the books! Get it? Cuz the pryo slimes is hot and warming up to the books means to get used to it? Don’t forget pryo slimes sometimes also burn books by accident.

[maomaoyuki]

CYNO JOKE OF THE DAY (#5)

Why do Cryo Slimes make terrible dinner guests?

drumroll…

Because whenever you serve them food, they just give you the cold shoulder. Get it? Because cyro slimes are cold..?

[maomaoyuki]

CYNO JOKE OF THE DAY (#4)

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Drumroll…

Because he neverlands!! Neverland sounds like never land? And that he is from neverland??

[cynoadmirer]

STOP THIS IS SO STUPID HE LOOKS ADORABLE

[maomaoyuki]

THIS IS SO CUTE WHAT

[maomaoyuki]

CYNO JOKE OF THE DAY (#3)

where did these field tillers even come from?

Drumroll…

Huh what you don’t know? Well me neither I just might steel one. Get it? Cuz field tillers are made out of steel?

[maomaoyuki]

CYNO JOKE OF THE DAY (#2)

Do not listen to left handed people, because that are not right. Get it? Cuz left handed people are left handed-

[maomaoyuki]

CYNO JOKE OF THE DAY!! (#1)

When did Inazumans started to eat eggs?

drumroll…

a long tamago! because tamago sounds like time ago..? :D

[121231212i]

"The Final Gift" Animated short

[maomaoyuki]

Wish I could grab a gun and shoot all my problems away

[genshin-impact-updates]

Character Trailer - "Lohen: A Masterpiece" | Genshin Impact

Lohen takes every battle seriously and gives each one his all.

That might make him sound like a careful, responsible warrior with a solemn sense of duty.

But don't let his smile fool you.

[maomaoyuki]

live, laugh, fuck love Lohen <3 (I’m sorry Scaramouche :3)

[maomaoyuki]

Someone gave me this flyer while I was on a shopping spree 😭

where can I join this 😔