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tyleroakley

(via “The Tyler Oakley Show Ep1: Celine Dion & Kerry Washington”)

THIS SUNDAY DRAMA WITH TAYLOR AND KANYE IS SO GOOD #TEAMTAYLOR

iraffiruse

Average Life Goals

tinker-tdc

Applebees is a bit high-class for this post.

biglawbear

I can’t tell whether or not this is satire or an entirely serious millennial

preemie-fetus

[watch the episode here!]

tyleroakley

remember that time i was on the jim gaffigan show

rosegoldtyler

favorite youtube friendships:

tyler oakley + superfruit

tyleroakley

okay agreed

5asha

@tyleroakley the fact that you went to my local buffet makes me cry?? explain yourself

tyleroakley

henny this was MY local buffet!! i used to go there all the time back in high school - after musical rehearsals, with my family, etc. then i went off to college, started making youtube videos, fast-forward almost a decade & i went back in while i was visiting home & the owner asked to take a picture with me, obvi i was like yeah cool, sure… anD NOW I’M ON THEIR WALL?! it’s called Asian Buffet, and it’s so good - if you’re ever in okemos, michigan go in & enjoy some orange chicken

tyleroakley

please enjoy my mom & i trying rollercoasters

tyleroakley

As someone who's gay and disabled I wish you weren't as big in the lgbt community as you are bc you're kind of an asshole

hey friend, well… here i am, doing my best, with the opportunities i’ve been privileged enough to be given. please always let me know how i can better use my platform to help disenfranchised voices within our community. as an ally, i want to be better, and if there are ever any ways i can amplify your voice/experience, i’ll try my hardest. ps i’ve heard from many non-gay people in our community that it’s preferred to use the term “lgbtq+” as it’s more inclusive.

easeoakley

ilu tyler tysm for this

panace-at-the-disco

what she says: I’m fine

what she means: twenty one pilots leaked a song called heathens and it’s so good and deep and haunting the lyrics describe the hostility of old fans to ones who just discovered twenty one pilots telling them to be more welcoming but also warning the new fans about what they’re getting into there was all this speculation and predictions about it people were posting it everywhere but it kept getting taken down for copyright and tyler tweeted take it slow in morse code then it was confirmed that heathens is on the suicide squad soundtrack and now it’s on spotify i’ve had it on replay all day and the clique has already made hundreds of lyric posts and edits and vines and tutorials also the music video is supposedly coming out tomorrow BUT THAT’S NOT ALL it was also confirmed that bohemian rhapsody by panic! at the disco is on the soundtrack too which means there’s finally going to be a studio version of it I’m not okay I can’t handle all of this THE REBIRTH OF EMOS IS COMING

throwtime

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

throwtime

So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That’s what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude’s house. But I’m very proud to say, this ended without violence.

Arrival:

So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker’s explorer and headed over to dude’s house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I’d say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like “FINE. Go take what you’re looking for.”

Retrieval:

So we’re all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn’t even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn’t enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there’s me. Who was causing general mischief…. He said to take what I was looking for, that’s what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because “you guys look like you have it under control, and I’m a sucker for egg salad.” We were in and out in 15 minutes.

Delivery:

So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl’s spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don’t. She sent us all an email once and didn’t blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. “OMG what did you say to him?” Nothing. We’re not messenger boys. We’re delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked “Wtf is all that shit.” So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like “So…. chipoltle?” And we all got burrito bowls.

What a great day.

thedragonflywarrior

This is literally the most beautiful and thrilling tale. Start to finish.

tyleroakley

i know this was a super-long rambly video, but it felt right to sit in front of the camera & talk this out with you. please check out the links below to learn more, honor the victims, connect with some written pieces that resonated with me, and actually *DO* something. thanks for taking the time to listen.

ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING:

“Did My Representative Take Money From NRA?”

“An Easy Guide To Contacting Your Elected Representatives About Gun Control”

Find out where your Senator stands & demand action

Tweet Your Congressperson

Donate To Support the Victims of Pulse Shooting

LEARN MORE:

“After Sandy Hook We Said Never Again. And Then We Let 998 Mass Shootings Happen”

“Why We Must Call the Orlando Massacre an Anti-Gay Hate Crime”

“Australia Stopped Mass Shootings After 1996 Massacre, So Why Doesn’t the U.S. Follow Suit?”

Mass Shooting Tracker

Politicians Who Send “Thoughts & Prayers” While Taking NRA Money