Silliest Of Geese

A silly goose, if you will She/her, most likely lurking. Over 18

[maplethesilly]

Haii, im maple

certified silly lil guy

I post tech stuff and reblog things here and there

WILL be horny on main sometimes so if you don’t want to see that the door is in whatever direction you came in from

[twelvalicious]

Quirked up white gamer boy X Asexual purple vtuber girl.

Deadly combo.

Be aware.

[plushie-photos]

I took them with me on my walk today! They didn't actually do any of the walking, but I think they liked going outside for a bit (and seeing some very cute dogs!)

[triviacrossing]

In New Horizons, the mannequins in the Able Sisters re-use the player model with a few facial features taken off, and being recolored to black. This was likely to make it easier for the developers to interchangeably place clothing on them.

Due to this, they are actually compatible with all of the game's player animations. They're just normally set to only do the mannequin-specific "animations", all of which are just a 1-frame pose. In this gif, I have swapped the poses for the Shrunk Funk Shuffle, demonstrating this quirk.

[kayartee]

Uhhhh…? Some weird cat thing pulled up to my island…

[lumsel]

it's very funny that you can have penis in your g-rated game but only if its a culturally significant penis. another penis would bump the rating up but this one is special. it doesnt count.

[tiathedoll]

princess affirmations

🎀 i always get what i want in life, i'm the princess :3

🎀 i don't chase, i attract

🎀 i really am the cutest girl ever!!

🎀 everything always goes my way

🎀 i love being my sweet and adorable self

🎀 i look exactly how i desire

🎀 i only have sweet intentions for everyone and myself

🎀 i am going to live the life i have always dreamed of

🎀 i deserve the best in life

🎀 i'm soft and sweet like a vanilla cupcake

🎀 how is it that i'm so adorable, sweet, kind, and loving to everyone and myself?

xoxo, tianna 💋🎀

[mochipuchi]

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

[mochipuchi]

what the fuck

[0x4468c7a6a728]

you can't boil me it's july 17th

[twelvekittensinatrenchcoat]

concept: bratty, arrogant, spoiled princess who's blissfully unaware that the peasant revolution has succeeded and her position has been made entirely symbolic. the only reason she's still alive at all is because no one considered her enough of a threat to bother executing.

everyone in the country thinks she's adorable, in a pathetic sort of way, so they make sure she never figures out the truth. she's treated like a mascot, or a roadside attraction, or perhaps a particularly amusing pet. she spends most of her time at her estate, being pampered by her maids and her personal guard of knights. every once in a while, she's loaded up into a carriage and carted through the streets of town for the people to see. the crowds cheer and coo at her, and she happily smiles and waves back, thinking they're praising her for her wise and steadfast leadership. after all, what else are princesses for?

[home-doesnotexist]

I’m realizing I don’t deserve pretty girl things because I’m not pretty. I’m ugly as all fuck. Who asked me to go be ugly? Why do I complain when it’s all my fault. I don’t deserve to cry about not getting flowers. I don’t deserve to cry about not wearing pretty dresses. I don’t deserve to cry about being ugly like bitch it’s because you’re so fucking ugly get it through your head

[swagophile]

sorry, ahaha, my doctor recently prescribed me with niceness personality disorder. its where i'm like, really nice and cute and sweet, and everyone, like, [swishes hair dramatically] falls in love with me, or whatever, yeah, it's like... like i don't blame you at all for wanting me so desperately, i'm basically like, an exceptional individual, or whatever, my doctor literally said it, soooooo... yeaaaahhh.. this is part where you start worshipping me

[hatterbby]

Clenching tighter around him when you feel him throb to try to push him closer to the edge.

[yourdeaddoll]

he's so cute. i just want to bite him. and bite him. bite him again. bite him. bite him. bite him. let me sink my teeth on him.

[sweetfaeriegirl]

nooo please dont bend me over and use me violently after i have been ragebaiting you for hours to get your attention

[bobdylanyaoi]

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

[infraredarmy]

the problem with straight trans men into t4t is that they're all woke feminists who pleading facedly want a tall dominant mommy to step on them. where's my bf who'd take me on a date wearing a hoodie and sweatpants after I shaved my body all over and put on a beautiful dress and tell the waitress that I'll be having the vegan option while he orders a steak, and when it's a night in, slap me on the ass and tell me to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich and fetch a beer while I'm at it as he settles down on the couch to play video games? I'd transition for that. but noooooooo 🙄

[thickthighspussysalad]

I don't care if it's not progressive or groundbreaking I want buff trans men fucking trans women in the butt