OFFICIAL ROBIN???

𝟔𝐭𝐡 𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐧!!!

[mapping-out-gotham]

𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐧!!!

[imgunbatman]

Which fucking one of you shaved my leg hair while I was sleeping?

[mapping-out-gotham]

You really should have woken up at that. That shaving cream was cold

[imgunbatman]

I hadn't slept in 3 days, sue me.

[mapping-out-gotham]

And the marker. You should check yourself under a black light.

Also did you know B made permanent invisible ink pens :D

[imgunbatman]

Which fucking one of you shaved my leg hair while I was sleeping?

[mapping-out-gotham]

You really should have woken up at that. That shaving cream was cold

[super-boy-prime]

Should I kill this guy? No, that ruins my whole redemption arc thing. Is he really fucking annoying me right now? Yes, and I want to explode his head with my fists.

[mapping-out-gotham]

Sometimes when I really want someone to shut up I stare them in the eye and put a penny in their pocket. The confusion normally shits them up.

[lildickiebird]

Locking my knees like a sleeping horse because standing up is pain byt if I sit on the floor rn whoooooo fucking knows what's gonna stick to my shorts could be dirt could be goose shit

[mapping-out-gotham]

Where the actual fuck are you?

Do NOT tell me your apartment is that disgusting.

[lildickiebird]

??? I'm at A Lake somewhere in Blüd

[mapping-out-gotham]

Ew why are you at the lake?

My friends say you glow after swimming there

[lildickiebird]

iiiiii,, wanted fresh air?

[mapping-out-gotham]

Why? When you get back to the city your lungs are going to burn. Mine do whenever we come from K—my brother's riding tournaments.

[lildickiebird]

From K? K as in what, Maps?

[mapping-out-gotham]

NOTHING

SHHHHHHH

I mean—I didn't say K? You're imagining things. Maybe you do need fresh air. City fumes are getting to you.

[pinkbuttercreame]

Mia "Maps" Mizoguchi (DC) Appreciation

[lildickiebird]

Locking my knees like a sleeping horse because standing up is pain byt if I sit on the floor rn whoooooo fucking knows what's gonna stick to my shorts could be dirt could be goose shit

[mapping-out-gotham]

Where the actual fuck are you?

Do NOT tell me your apartment is that disgusting.

[lildickiebird]

??? I'm at A Lake somewhere in Blüd

[mapping-out-gotham]

Ew why are you at the lake?

My friends say you glow after swimming there

[lildickiebird]

iiiiii,, wanted fresh air?

[mapping-out-gotham]

Why? When you get back to the city your lungs are going to burn. Mine do whenever we come from K—my brother's riding tournaments.

[lildickiebird]

Locking my knees like a sleeping horse because standing up is pain byt if I sit on the floor rn whoooooo fucking knows what's gonna stick to my shorts could be dirt could be goose shit

[mapping-out-gotham]

Where the actual fuck are you?

Do NOT tell me your apartment is that disgusting.

[lildickiebird]

??? I'm at A Lake somewhere in Blüd

[mapping-out-gotham]

Ew why are you at the lake?

My friends say you glow after swimming there

[lildickiebird]

Locking my knees like a sleeping horse because standing up is pain byt if I sit on the floor rn whoooooo fucking knows what's gonna stick to my shorts could be dirt could be goose shit

[mapping-out-gotham]

Where the actual fuck are you?

Do NOT tell me your apartment is that disgusting.

[0racle404]

The model I have developed to track unregistered major construction work in Gotham using satellite images keeps picking up whoever is randomly digging holes in the park.

Stop that. I can see you doing it. Stop. Why are you doing that? You don’t even do anything with them?!

[mapping-out-gotham]

Oh! Oh! I know this one!! It's a trend to fill potholes with flowers online. But ummmm after like a week of paying to get trampled flowers replaced it just became easier for students to make a hole and fill it later

It's kinda fun

[lildickiebird]

THERE'S A GIANT BRUISE ON MY FUCKING TIT FROM WHERE HALEY LAUNCHED HERSELF AT ME THIS MORNING??? AND AN EVEN NASTIER BRUISE ON MY SHOULDER FROM WHERE SHE DISLOCATED IT USING ME AS A SPRINGBOARDDDDDD 😭😭😭

[mapping-out-gotham]

I'm starting to think Haley just wants to beat you up....

[lildickiebird]

Yeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh,, Me too 😔💔

[mapping-out-gotham]

On a completely separate topic, Damian should teach Haley how to fight people ❤

[lildickiebird]

THERE'S A GIANT BRUISE ON MY FUCKING TIT FROM WHERE HALEY LAUNCHED HERSELF AT ME THIS MORNING??? AND AN EVEN NASTIER BRUISE ON MY SHOULDER FROM WHERE SHE DISLOCATED IT USING ME AS A SPRINGBOARDDDDDD 😭😭😭

[mapping-out-gotham]

I'm starting to think Haley just wants to beat you up....

[askcobblepot]

what do you smell like?

Cigars and anchovies.

[mapping-out-gotham]

Yuck...

[askcobblepot]

Yep, remember to brush your teeth and take frequent showers! Also dont smoke or drink. Actually Dont do anything i do. In fact avoid me all together if you can

[mapping-out-gotham]

That..

Mr. Cobblepot are you okay?

[layzy-smith]

How to deal with a vigilante (Nightwing) crashing through your window….?

[mapping-out-gotham]

........ Did he pass out in your apartment?

I promise we're working on him, he's still feral. Keep him there or throw him in the closest dumpster if you feel like being mean we'll get him shortly..

[layzy-smith]

Okay but like why is he feral?

I’m about 80% sure he’s a grown man, so.

[mapping-out-gotham]

You're going to look me in the eye and say that you think anyone who willing runs around with Batman isn't a little feral?

[layzy-smith]

Yeah no that’s true. I actually cannot disagree with that.

[mapping-out-gotham]

Did someone come get him because I really really don't want to drag him out a window or down a flight of stairs again

[layzy-smith]

Cannot make this shit up. i gave him a coffee and he chugged it (HOT) and then backflipped out of my window and disappeared. I am on the tenth floor???

If he died I am sooooooo not responsible.

[mapping-out-gotham]

Oh no he's fine!

Nightwing survives like a possum sometimes

[askcobblepot]

what do you smell like?

Cigars and anchovies.

[mapping-out-gotham]

Yuck...

[layzy-smith]

How to deal with a vigilante (Nightwing) crashing through your window….?

[mapping-out-gotham]

........ Did he pass out in your apartment?

I promise we're working on him, he's still feral. Keep him there or throw him in the closest dumpster if you feel like being mean we'll get him shortly..

[layzy-smith]

Okay but like why is he feral?

I’m about 80% sure he’s a grown man, so.

[mapping-out-gotham]

You're going to look me in the eye and say that you think anyone who willing runs around with Batman isn't a little feral?

[layzy-smith]

Yeah no that’s true. I actually cannot disagree with that.

[mapping-out-gotham]

Did someone come get him because I really really don't want to drag him out a window or down a flight of stairs again

[layzy-smith]

How to deal with a vigilante (Nightwing) crashing through your window….?

[mapping-out-gotham]

........ Did he pass out in your apartment?

I promise we're working on him, he's still feral. Keep him there or throw him in the closest dumpster if you feel like being mean we'll get him shortly..

[layzy-smith]

Okay but like why is he feral?

I’m about 80% sure he’s a grown man, so.

[mapping-out-gotham]

You're going to look me in the eye and say that you think anyone who willing runs around with Batman isn't a little feral?