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harry potter and the slow and agonising death of my respect for rowling

Crimes of Grindelwald was just a callout post written by albus dumbledore

#hp #harry potter #i have NOT seen the movie so idk #but that's what i thought tbh

James: Shut up you stupid twink!!!!!!

Sirius: I’m a bear!!! I’m a BEAR!!

James: You WISH you were a bear!!!

#sirius black #james potter #Marauders #marauders era #hp #harry potter

ginny: yo, what flavour every-flavour bean was that

luna, looking at bottle in hand: estrogen?

#trans luna is so fucking valid

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[Image: a caption reading ‘It doesn’t have to be like this’. An image of two clasped hands labelled ‘luna’ and ‘ginny’. A hand underneath reaches up labelled ‘harry’. A caption reading ‘when it can also be like this’. Two pairs of clasped hands labelled ‘hermione’ and ‘luna’, and ‘luna’ and ‘ginny’. A hand underneath labelled ‘harry’ reaches up. A caption reading ‘luna has lesbian hands’]

#GOOD POST OP

people: what are you gonna do now you've finished harry potter?

jk rowling: oh you know, write a few mystery books, sort of leave harry for a while, not really interested in continuing his story

people: hey i just read your mystery books, jk. they're kinda bad!

jk rowling: uhhhh HARRY'S AN ABUSIVE FATHER AND HIS SON TIME TRAVELS AND NAGINI WAS AN ASIAN LADY

#HHHHHHHHHH

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harry potter fans in 2011: omg!! pottermore!! i’m so excited!!

harry potter fans in 2018: please, joanne, i beg you, potter less

#POTTER LESS LSKDJGHWOPERU

If you mispronounced Hermione in any way (I personally said Her-Mee-Oh-Nee) MAKE SOME NOIIIIISEEE

#hermione granger #hp #harry potter

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if harry potter had been written by a man ginny would have died in book 2 and her death would have been used as Inspiration for harry to kill voldemort but instead ginny survives and drags herself up out of the chamber crying and spends the rest of the series becoming a fully developed character and reminding people of her trauma even when it’s inconvenient for them and that’s why i love her goodnight

#ginny weasley #we sTAN A COPING MECHANISM QUEEN!!!

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book 6 Harry: *can’t stop looking at ginny during the whole book*

book 7 Harry: he never fully appreciated how beautiful she was

#big lesbian mood #harry potter #ginny weasley #hinny

You know as I get older I relate to miss Sybill Trelawney in that I too fail miserably 99% of the time but when I get it right...hoo BOY do I get it fuckin right

#harry potter #hp #sybill trelawney