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Marble. // Multifandom Reblog sideblog// Queer // // i fear im back on my bullshit (enjoying media)// ask to tag

[apollos-boyfriend]

fun fact there's a pretty sizable area under the greater smp just absolutely INFESTED with mushrooms. like i have never seen so many of these spread so far before

[apollos-boyfriend]

[starry-voidss]

linguistics is fun because you get to learn things like “we don’t actually know what a syllable is” and “dont ask what the difference between a language and a dialect is”

[rosey-thorns]

biology is fun because you get to learn things like “we don’t actually know what a fish is” and “dont ask what the difference between a species and a family is”

[o-lanterns]

"is x. is y. are you a jokester? and then he crushed my head like an empty soda can." has been a thought template in my brain for years. it really comes in handy at times

[teaboot]

My coworker asked me a question about Queer culture the other day and it was a really good question but I couldn’t think of a polite way to tell them that they didn’t have the foundational knowledge required to support full comprehension of the answer

[teaboot]

Coworker: So why do some people say they’re bisexual and other people say they’re pansexual? They sound like the same thing

Me: Do you want the real answer or the answer that will make sense to you

Coworker: I guess the real answer?

Me: Do you have three hours and a notepad

Coworker: No

Me: The flags are different

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[squeakitties]

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

[isuggestforcemasc]

#transmascpositivity

[imarson404]

Noteflix is the only version of death note where L sobbing while considering writing Light’s name while a love song plays in the background has no lawlight undertones whatsoever and honestly that’s impressive

[foundonpluto]

human susie :3

[psychotic-gerard]

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

[psychotic-gerard]

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

[funtergeist]

piece i made for @utdrloveletterzine ^_^

[couldtheycatchkira]

Could Kris Dreemurr solve the Kira murders?

Could catch Kira, would survive

Could not catch Kira, would survive

Could catch Kira, would not survive

Could not catch Kira, would not survive

Remaining time: 6 days 15 hours

[t4timekeeper]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[t4timekeeper]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[t4timekeeper]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[t4timekeeper]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[naidje]

[tijdvoormemes]

Danku lesbiennes!

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

627.5 and 306.7663

dikes and dykes

[redstonedust]

please tell me how to be a cool they/them I'm really trying here but i just cannot seem to reach your levels of swagger or hilarity

step 1: use they/them pronouns

step 2: you are now a cool they/them

step 3: river water in your socks

[chellustrates]

been a minute but i missed my little guy

[steampunkforever]

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

[kraken17]

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

629.283

driving

[yesornopolls]

Have you ever been drinking from a straw that had a bug hidden inside it and ended up with a bug in your mouth? this has happened to me 3 times

Have you ever been drinking from a straw that had a bug hidden inside it and ended up with a bug in your mouth?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 14 hours