marble hornets confessions+ask blog

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Welcome!

Obviously there was a Marble Hornets confessions blog in the past but I reckon it's time for a revival. This is also an ask blog too for any Marble Hornets related character so feel free to ask.

Rules

1. No sexualisation of the Marble Hornets cast and crew.

2. Nothing explicit. A raunchy joke is fine but don't leave any confessions about what you wanna do to Seth.

3. No venting or traumadumping. This is not the place for that, seek the support you need because neither me nor this blog's readers can offer that support.

4. No spam or sending gore/traumatising images. You're not funny, you're not special, conduct that energy into something more meaningful.

5. No callout posts/bashing. I don't want to be your middle man for starting trouble, do it yourself.

All confessions will be tagged #marble hornets confession for ease of reading along with any other relevant tags (characters, ships, other fandoms mentioned, etc.)

6. I have the right to refuse to post any confession or ask for any reason; I won't be unreasonable and if I feel the need to add a rule against it I will as soon as I can.

7. For asks, please specify who you're talking to.

All asks will be tagged #marble hornets ask for ease of reading along with again any other relevant tags.

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I love smoking a cigarette and watching marbel hornets because often I'm smoking while Tim is smoking and it feels like we're out smoking together. Makes me feel warm and cozy

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The knife makes me laugh every time. Alex has a gun, Hoddy and Masky will beat the everything out of you with whatever they can get there hands on. An Jay? Goes to attack Tim with that tiny pocket knife, just like the one I had in middle school. Could have grabbed a kitchen knife if he doesn't want to buy a proper one but no

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💕💖jay merrick can totally break into my house💕💖

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I run two Marble Hornets Roleplay Blogs

I cannot tell anyone about them

Especially not the fact they're both ran by me

Two story lines

Both unaware of eachother

They interact a few times

Not recognizable

It's fun, but quite scary

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I find Jay extremely attractive especially in deleted Entry 37 and Entry 74

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When I was 15 and obsessed with marble hornets to an unhealthy degree I cured my eating disorder by imagining Tim Wright was there and "talking" to him to get myself to eat. I ended up developing psychosis and going to the psych ward (probably unrelated) so somewhere in my actual medical records Tim Wright and Marble Hornets is mentioned.

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Who would play stardew valley??

Who would play Stardew Valley?

Alex Kralie

Brian Thomas

Jay Merrick

Tim Wright

Seth Wilson

Amy Walters

Jessica Locke

Sarah Reid

Results

Voting ended onMay 26

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Alex would romance Penny because Amy made him (Amy sees herself in Penny), Brian and Sarah would "romance" Krobus, Jay would romance Sebastian, Tim would scrunch up his nose at the idea of romancing anyone, Seth and Jessica would romance Haley, Amy would romance Sam "because he's cute".

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marble hornets taught me that if you wanna do something silly like record a movie with your friends just do it. jay taught me to always find answers, tim taught me to always stick it out and atleast try to find a solution, alex taught me to not quit fighting.

sorry if this sounds lowk parasocial as fuck i genuinely just think marble hornets is comfort media to me atp.

have a good one lad!

I would not be who I am today without Marble Hornets.

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I FUCKING LOVE JAY MERRICK

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Thanks Marble Hornets

Now my taste in men is messed up

Smokers that are double my age

Sweet country guys that seem like they could beat your ass

Scrunkly camera guys

AND ALEX KRALIE

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Aaauuuu Jessica is super cute hehe

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I love the female characters of marble hornets (as they are portrayed well and realistically, if a little brief sometimes) and seeing Jessica take a more major role in the comics is really nice!! I'm looking forward to finding out more about Taylor too.

This submossiok is so old it missed the entire last issue I'm so sorry.

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Every time a marble hornets character is mischaracterize a random person gets sent to the arc to be consumed by the operator

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I strongly Desire some of the official plushies but unfortunately you can't get them anymore. Not looking forward to giving some scalper $200+ :(

(I know there are some unofficial ones around but the official ones have a lot of character to them, love their designs.)

Hoping a Skully one gets released some day!

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Anon, if you look on Mecari / follow the search "marble hornets" there, sometimes they're listed for below $200, though you gotta be quick (I personally haven't gotten one but maybe you'll have better luck! I've seen at least three listings at $40 or less per plushie before)

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I strongly Desire some of the official plushies but unfortunately you can't get them anymore. Not looking forward to giving some scalper $200+ :(

(I know there are some unofficial ones around but the official ones have a lot of character to them, love their designs.)

Hoping a Skully one gets released some day!

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