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The shame! But there won't be enough! I better take it all and hide it. With the sign. #passiveaggressive #schoolparty #pta

#passiveaggressive #schoolparty #pta

We are fostering this young urban cockroach in our bathroom at work. He gets along great with the ladies and other bugs and loves water. His name is Thomas. #thomasedison #cockroach #wejustneedtopee #occupotty (at DTE Energy)

#occupotty #thomasedison #wejustneedtopee #cockroach

How did this happen? Why are they so loud? #somany #tweengram #mobtweens #foreveryoung (at Jansen Shakedown Shack)

#somany #mobtweens #foreveryoung #tweengram

Clementine is red #familygamenight #sorry #sorrynotsorry #wheatenterrier #wheaten #wheatensofinstagram (at Jansen Shakedown Shack)

#familygamenight #wheatensofinstagram #sorrynotsorry #wheatenterrier #sorry #wheaten

And this happened #bumpus #gefiltefish #achristmasstory #wheatenterrier #wheatensofinstagram #passover2016 (at Jansen Shakedown Shack)

#bumpus #wheatensofinstagram #gefiltefish #achristmasstory #wheatenterrier #passover2016

The capuchin gluten people are here and passover starts tomorrow #chametz #passover2016 #matza #nomatza #afikomen #capuchinsoupkitchen #ontherisebakery (at DTE Energy)

#ontherisebakery #capuchinsoupkitchen #nomatza #afikomen #chametz #passover2016 #matza

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Everyone’s Crazy But Us: Joziah’s Parents with Keegan-Michael Key, Janet Varney, and Diedrich Bader

Drinking in front of the kids becomes an issue when a couple discovers their friends have wildly different views on the matter.

Vote for Everyone’s Crazy But Us at this year’s Webby Awards.

Springing and swinging #musicalswings #detroit #backwards (at The Musical Swings, Detroit)

#backwards #detroit #musicalswings

The Brain That Wouldn't Die #remake (at Jansen Shakedown Shack)

#remake

Wait until your deal come round #Deadopoly #familygamenight #deal (at Jansen Shakedown Shack)

#deadopoly #familygamenight #deal

Game over. Yay Detroit! Let's plan to have a 48,000 beer drinking visitors wander to their cars at the end of a work day. #cityplanning #tourists #whoplayed #detroittigers (at DTE Energy)

#whoplayed #detroittigers #tourists #cityplanning