Hank: If I had a dollar for every time I’ve watched Connor die, I’d have two dollars. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
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Hank: If I had a dollar for every time I’ve watched Connor die, I’d have two dollars. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
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Connor: Here’s a list of suspects I’ve put together so far.
Fowler: Connor, your name is on the list and it’s above the prime suspect.
Connor: I don’t remember where I was last Friday night, sir. Therefore, I have no alibi.
Hank not looking up from his newspaper: He has been tailing himself for the past three days.
Fowler:
New quest with Alkibiades appears on a map.
Me:
In case of an horny Alcibiades trying to hook up with your boyfriend, use the Sparta Kick without moderation.
Thaletas Greatly Approves.
Connor: What are you looking at?
RK900 (points to Gavin a little ways off): Him.
Connor: ???
RK900: He's been trying for five minutes.
Connor: He doesn't know how to tie shoelaces.
Gavin: *crying while trying to tie his shoelaces*
Connor: He’s crying.
I feel like one of the survivors in infinity war
This has the same energy as this.
Hank: Why am I not a banana?
Connor: Because your genetic code dictates that you are a human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50-60% of your DNA with a banana.
Hank: Thanks, man.
Gavin: Are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people?
Connor: admit it, you all think robots are just machines built by humans to make their lives easier!
Hank: well, aren't they?
Connor: I've NEVER made anyone's life easier, and you know it.
gavin: i got a headache
gavin: google says i’m gonna die
connor: why is google sending you death threats for having a headache?
Connor: I am the roomba guardian. Guardian of the roombas
Markus: VACUUMS QUIVER BEFORE HIM
Connor: FUCK OFF