Marcela

An OC rp blog for multiple fandoms

[incorrect-dbh-quotes]

Hank: If I had a dollar for every time I’ve watched Connor die, I’d have two dollars. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

[same-side]

will i ever get tired of drawing this boy? no

[incorrect-dbh-quotes]

Connor: Here’s a list of suspects I’ve put together so far.

Fowler: Connor, your name is on the list and it’s above the prime suspect.

Connor: I don’t remember where I was last Friday night, sir. Therefore, I have no alibi.

Hank not looking up from his newspaper: He has been tailing himself for the past three days.

Fowler:

[completelycorrectodysseyquotes]

[mianzudrawingcave]

New quest with Alkibiades appears on a map.

Me:

[completelycorrectodysseyquotes]

[completelycorrectodysseyquotes]

[deadlyyflower]

In case of an horny Alcibiades trying to hook up with your boyfriend, use the Sparta Kick without moderation.

Thaletas Greatly Approves.

[altair]

[lavender-lily]

[28-stab-wounds]

Connor: What are you looking at?

RK900 (points to Gavin a little ways off): Him.

Connor: ???

RK900: He's been trying for five minutes.

Connor: He doesn't know how to tie shoelaces.

Gavin: *crying while trying to tie his shoelaces*

Connor: He’s crying.

[s-n-e-t-c-h]

I feel like one of the survivors in infinity war

[the-abyss-of-fandoms]

This has the same energy as this.

[detroitbecomememe]

Hank: Why am I not a banana?

Connor: Because your genetic code dictates that you are a human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50-60% of your DNA with a banana.

Hank: Thanks, man.

Gavin: Are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people?

[currentlyonstandbi]

Connor: admit it, you all think robots are just machines built by humans to make their lives easier!

Hank: well, aren't they?

Connor: I've NEVER made anyone's life easier, and you know it.

[deviant-lesbian-deactivated2019]

gavin: i got a headache

gavin: google says i’m gonna die

connor: why is google sending you death threats for having a headache?

[mynameismachine]

Connor: I am the roomba guardian. Guardian of the roombas

Markus: VACUUMS QUIVER BEFORE HIM

Connor: FUCK OFF