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North: Everytime a child laughs, a bee dies.

Alice: *Laughs*

Ralph: Goodness, that's like 10 bees!

#dbh #detroit: become human #dbh north #north dbh #dbh wr400 #wr400 #alice dbh #dbh alice #ralph dbh #ralph wr600 #dbh wr600 #wr600 #lin.txt #souce: me bitch

#detroit: become human #dbh #Detroit: BH #markus #d:bh markus #detroit markus #dbh markus #markus manfred

simon looks both gay and homophobic at the same time i honestly admire that side of him

#not a quote #mod lin #dbh #detroit: become human #simon pl600 #simon dbh #dbh simon #pl600

Hank: If I die tonight, you and Sumo can split my money evenly.

Connor: All $38?

#incorrect quotes #dbh #mod lin #detroit: become human #detroit hank #hank dbh #dbh hank #hank anderson #dbh connor #connor detroit become human #connor rk800 #detroit connor #source: unknown

love is fake except whatever the fuck rk1000 got going on

#mod lin #(mod luna name change)#ik i havent posted in years but like I replayed dbh recently and fell in love (again)#doubt i'd be active again bc i stopped using tungle hehe

Priest: You may now read the vows you have prepared

Markus: I um...I think I misunderstood the assignment

Connor: Just read what you have babe

Markus: okay [deep breath] A E I O U

North: Do you want the short answer or the long answer?

Markus: Short.

North: No.

Markus: The long answer?

North: Nooooooooooooooooo.

#detroit become human #detroit: become human #dbh #d:bh markus #markus #detroit markus #markus manfred #rk200 #dbh rk200 #markus rk200 #dbh north #north dbh #north #north wr400 #dbh wr400 #wr400 #source: unknown

Connor: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

Gavin: Well, that’s just your personal opinion because I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?

Hank: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

Chloe: North's kinda cute.

Kamski: Yeah, so is a mountain lion, but you don't pet it.

Markus: I think you tried to kill me at some point.

Connor: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

Connor: How do I get someone to like me?

North: Tell them about yourself!

Connor, to Markus: I'm socially awkward and can eat a cheeseburger in two bites.

North: So what's it like being Connor's boyfriend?

Markus: One time I asked him for a drink of water while he was mad at me and he brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait.”

Connor: Babe, come over.

Markus: Can't. I'm having an existential crisis.

Connor: No one is home.

Markus: Are any of us ever really, truly home?

hi I'm not entirely sure how to switch to the right account to ask but I'm @poorlydrawnandroids and I was SO wondering if I could draw some of the posts on your blog? they're all just *clenches fist* so good. I'll link to the original post and give you any credit you'd like! Please lmk! (sorry I sent this in the ask box i didn't see the pm button thing sorry about that)

Yeah that would be wonderful! We'd be very thankful if you did :) just send the post through my PMs (@luna-jpeg) and I'll make sure to reblog it!

#answer time #mod luna

North: This date is boring

Chloe: This isn't a date. I told you I was going to the store

North: Then why did you invite me?

Chloe: I specifically said "don't come with me" and you said "I can do whatever I want" and followed me here

Gavin: Hey guys! Guess what I got!

North: A girlfriend?

Hank: A real personality?

Connor: A friend your age?

Gavin: No!

Connor: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together!

Markus, pocketing the key: Truly unfortunate.

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