the vampire queen

Tell everybody you know that the bad bitch is coming to get you.

[marcelineleeward]

“I DON’T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH A SHOTGUN VEGAS WEDDING.”

“Olha, digo nada pra você.”

[marcelineleeward]

“What a fake smile.”

“Tão falso quanto o seu, né.”

[marcelineleeward]

“This is not a bad vampire romance novel, please shut up with the dramatics.”

“Sério, piadinha com vampiros? Eu não sou dramática, as pessoas que se esforçam pra me estressar.”

[marcelineleeward]

“I didn’t steal it. I borrowed it. Possibly for a long time.”

“AH CLARO! Todos sabem o quanto eu odeio que peguem as minhas coisas. Afinal, o que foi que roubou?”

[marcelineleeward]

“I burned my tongue.”

“E o que eu tenho a ver com isso? Não sabe que café é quente?”

[padmewrites-blog]

send one for my muse's reaction;

“What are you doing here?”

“Of course I moved on!”

“I can’t wait for you.”

“Why didn’t you wait for me?”

“Aren’t sunrises a little cliche?”

“As long as it doesn’t require me pants, I’m in.”

“It’s your time to shine.”

“And we’re sure that’s not illegal?”

“And if I say yes?”

“Dude, what the hell?”

“Wait, since when are you gay?”

“What the hell did I miss?”

“I was gone for for five minutes!”

“She/he’s been my bed for the last twenty four hours, and I can’t remember their name. Think it would be rude to ask for it again?”

“I don’t see anything wrong with a shotgun Vegas wedding.”

“If you don’t shut up, I will personally stab you in the eye with a spork.”

“Is that really your version of an apology?”

“I hope you step on a lego every day for the rest of your life.”

“Now that’s just stupid.”

“I’m prepared, I think.”

“We finally got it right.”

“I choose you. No one else. You.”

“I gave up a long time ago.”

“In what world was that okay?”

“This is not a bad vampire romance novel, please shut up with the dramatics.”

“Kinda wanna have sex, but also kinda wanna eat pizza.”

“We could always just run away.”

“I’m dying. How’s that for a dinner conversation starter?”

“Please stop asking me out.”

“Love is a fairytale told to children.”

“That wasn’t me.”

“I didn’t do it!”

“That may have been my fault.”

“Is this your first date?”

“You’re the biggest wimp.”

“You’re pretty shy.”

“Are you trying to hold my hand?”

“Let me sleep.”

“There’s no way that I’ll say no.”

“I don’t want to get up.”

“Why don’t you love me?”

“I don’t want to live in a world without you.”

“There’s a fire inside of you.”

“I don’t think I can do this anymore.”

“Oh good. Just what I needed to hear.”

“Tonight as perfect.”

“It’s just for the night!”

“I didn’t steal it. I borrowed it. Possibly for a long time.”

“It hurts.”

“We could go backpacking?”

“What do you mean you want to go home?”

“You don’t know me!”

“I skipped class today.”

“I bought you a ring even.”

“You bought me flowers?”

“What are you doing home so late?”

“Sorry I’m not what you expected.”

“I burned my tongue.”

“What a fake smile.”

“Did you just laugh at me?”

“I can do it!”

[plaidalice]

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[marcelineleeward]

whispers

Falaram pra Marceline que Deena diz que é bailarina mas é stripper, e que o dinheiro dela era sujo por isso. Marceline quebrou uma garrafa na cabeça do ser humano e disse “Acho válido, gosto assim. Mulher poderosa e independente ela.”

[marcelineleeward]

whispers

Marcy ouviu sem querer que Marcus só está namorando a garota para encobrir seu verdadeiro relacionamento com Rigby

[marcelineleeward]

“whispers”

Dizem por aí que Timmy na verdade foi raptado por seus padrinhos e é escravo deles.

[marcelineleeward]

whispers

“Ouvi dizer que o cabelo dele tem um seguro de 10 mil dólares.”

[marcelineleeward]

❤ ♣ ☠ ✉ ✘

✉

(2:40) [to: smells like teen spirit] “Luna.”(2:45) [to: smells like teen spirit] “Luna, cacete.”(2:46) [to: smells like teen spirit] “Eu to trancada pra fora de casa.”(2:48) [to: smells like teen spirit] “Tu ainda tem a minha chave reserva? Isso aqui é emergência”

✘

[to: smells like teen spirit] “Saudade de você.”

☠

[to: smells like teen spirit] “Não apareça mais aqui, sua cara me irrita.”[to: smells like teen spirit] “A próxima vez que aparecer aqui vou arrastar tua cara no asfalto.”

❤

[to: smells like teen spirit] “Luna, não sei como consegue me aturar. Você é um anjo e eu te trato como demônio.”

♣

[to: smells like teen spirit] “migs”[to: smells like teen spirit] “tenho namoeraod”[to: smells like teen spirit] “mas quero te dar uns bejo”

[marcelineleeward]

❤

[to: bro] “Hoje é aniversário dela... Eu sei que é uma data tão difícil pra você quanto é pra mim, mas temos um ao outro e passaremos esse dia como outro qualquer. Se quiser quebrar coisas, gritar ou apenas conversar saiba que estou aqui por você maninho.”

[marcelineleeward]

✉

(2:35) [to: bro] “Mano, xo falar.”(2:36) [to: bro] “Eu sei que ta no quarto do lado mas to com preguiça de ir aí.”(2:37) [to: bro] “Ce tem corda de violão sobrando? AHUAH To precisando, traz aqui pfvr. vlw”

[marcelineleeward]

📱

What ringtone my muse has set for yours: Crimson & Clover - Joan Jett and the BlackheartsWhat contact photo my muse has set for yours: XWhat my muse thinks of the way yours texts: “Muito simpática pro meu gosto”How quickly my muse responds to your texts: Elas só trocam mensagens se for importante, então tenta responder rápidoHow often our muses text: vide resposta acimaHow often our muses call: Bem provável que só liguem bêbadasDoes my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: Se tiver sem paciência, simLast text sent from my muse to yours: “Okay, não queimei teu livro. Passa aqui pra pegar depois.”

[marcelineleeward]

📱

What ringtone my muse has set for yours: Karma Chameleon - Culture ClubWhat contact photo my muse has set for yours: XWhat my muse thinks of the way yours texts: “Doce como açúcar”How quickly my muse responds to your texts: se não tiver fazendo nada de importante até responde, ou se fica insistindoHow often our muses text: quase nunca, geralmente é porque ta procurando a irmãHow often our muses call: jamaisDoes my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: quando possívelLast text sent from my muse to yours: “Pois então, encontrei sua irmã. Acho que não apreciará o estado dela.”

[utmostidiocy]

Oxford Dictionary in the streets. Urban Dictionary in the sheets.