𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐁𝐎𝐘.

𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐄́ 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀́𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐙-𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐙𝐀́𝐋𝐄𝐙 𝖺𝖿𝖿𝗂𝗅𝗂𝖺𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 @𝗅𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗅𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖾𝗏𝖺𝗋𝖽𝗋𝗉

[marcelloahg]

ᴍᴀʀᴄᴇʟʟᴏ ᴀɴᴅʀᴇ́ ʜᴇʀɴᴀ́ɴᴅᴇᴢ-ɢᴏɴᴢᴀ́ʟᴇᴢ is a TWENTY8 year old comedian and actor. he is heterosexual and single. please note this is a sideblog to @oscarihe.

ROMANTIC CONNECTIONS.

partner:

unresolved:

friends with benefits:

past “what if”:

past hook-up(s):

exes on good terms:

exes on bad terms:

will they, won't they:

PLATONIC CONNECTIONS.

best friend:

found family:

faux parents: jessica chastain ( @lljchas ), oscar isaac ( @oscarihe )

like a married couple:

enemies to friends:

sibling like friends:

unlikely friends:

positive influence:

former lovers to friends:

mentor:

mentee:

ANTAGONISTIC CONNECTIONS.

enemies:

former friends:

frenemies:

competition:

[dragunovilja]

I have to tell this to someone because if I don't tell someone, I will likely die of embarrassment. Have you ever waved to someone only to have them wave back to someone behind you? @limelightblvdstarters

[marcelloahg]

man, when that happens, you've gotta just commit to the bit. like if that's how they want to play it, then you also pretend you were waving at someone else behind them. don't let anyone know your next move.

[marcelloahg]

37 - who is your dream person to have on SNL?

alexa would kill it, i know it. but also selfishly, i just want to meet her, so... anything it takes to make this happen, count me in. @alexademes

[marcelloahg]

when was the last time you cried ? (#11)

like five minutes ago, when i was thinking about not being invited to the napa valley thing again.

[marcelloahg]

87 is there someone here that you would love to get to know more?

easy, no hesitation: chase. || @infinitichvse

[marcelloahg]

#2114 - in your opinion, who's the best SNL cast member besides yourself?

kenan thompson, dude, one thousand percent.

[teaguewo]

i'm sorry you didn't get to go, man! i'd have personally loved to see you there. though what do we have to do to solve this problem? i definitely don't want to be on your bad side.

[marcelloahg]

see, immediately, you're innocent to me. we have no beef because i can tell you're being sincere, thank you. as of right now, i don't have much of a plan outside of just complaining about it until enough people feel bad. it's not working.

[rolemodeldmd]

It should be a crime for someone not to be invited to napa.

[marcelloahg]

oh, one hundred percent, i agree. i'm like i guess they were worried they'd have too much fun if i was there or something...

[limelightlerman]

i can't believe no one invited you to napa! that sounds like a need to sue the person in charge. next one you have to be there!

[marcelloahg]

yeah, right?! that's what i'm saying! as soon as i figure out who's responsible for this, dude, i'm getting my lawyer on the phone... or just giving them a thumbs down. that shit's more demoralizing than being sued.

[brinablvd]

sorry, i was too busy packing and forgot to text you. i promise the next trip, i won't forget you.

[marcelloahg]

okay, okay, i see where i stand with you. that's cool. i'm not shattered down to my core or anything. i'm just stuck between "i hope you had fun" and "i hope it was terrible and you were bored because marcello wasn't there", so give me a minute to decide, okay?

[vxlerialxureda]

Damn I didn't get invited either its cool. I could kick some ass for you in our honor.

[marcelloahg]

would you actually? because i don't know who to blame yet, but once we figure that out, the most i can offer on my side is standing behind you and giving moral support while hurling insults at them. call that a dynamic duo.

[llcarey]

let's call it even and blame it on your faux father and we can punish him by going on our own napa trip. is that a fair deal?

[marcelloahg]

oh, you don't even have to ask, mamá! at this point: dad who, right? consider my bags packed and my schedule clear.

[clinermaddie]

no worries there. i, for one, didn't exactly have the best time so i feel like i'm somewhat excused, don't you think? 99 problems and napa somehow became a very personal one.

[marcelloahg]

if you didn't have a good time, then you're fully excused because i have a more important question now: who was it and when are we planning their demise?

[marcelloahg]

97: have you ever cheated?

no. as a matter of fact, i think it should be considered a crime punishable by law, because why the fuck would someone do that unless they're legitimately evil, like actually? bond-ass villain.

[marcelloahg]

982: is there anything you want to get off your chest?

my shirt.

... nah, i got nothing. i just say whatever, you know? so yeah, there's nothing.

[marcelloahg]

(1010) biggest dream?

honestly, i would say i'm already living it. i used to sell tickets on the street and clean up puke in theaters and comedy clubs for some stage time, so where i'm at right now was like... beyond what i thought would ever happen for me. doing my own shows, working on snl, people actually asking me to work on their things, making my mom proud... what more could i ask for?

[marcelloahg]

83 - Who or what inspires you?

my mom, dude, she's the best. i am so grateful for her and everything she's sacrificed for me. everything i do is for her, so yeah. ¡te amo, mamá!