Shitposts of Band

i play the saxophone and like to go doot doot. please accompany me on my quest to be the ultimate band shitposter.

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i constantly want a new saxophone but then i listen to my current one and i'm like dang daddy what a sexy piece of brass you are

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why practice for region when you can just learn how to play kelpy g?

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what's gucci gang gamers it's ya boi... uhhhhhhhhh... doesn't practice enough

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me and my sax squad homies ain't gay, we just homieSAXual

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i kinda want to arrange a version of gucci gang for a stand tune but lmao that involves effort and y'all know a brother isn't about that life

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definitely 100% great advice:

if you ever play a wrong note during concert season, just tell your director you wanted it to be a little jazzy

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me: *plays the fortnite default dance music for the ten thousandth time*

bd: please. for the love of god stop.

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never let my dumbass self think that marching bari for an entire season is a good idea

it's really fuckin not oh my god my back

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when you hear him dut dut dut dut

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wow guys so uhhhhhh ya boi is back, my dumbass forgot the email i used for this account

i just want to thank everyone who made a few of my posts blow the fucc up like holy shit i leave for months and come back to two posts with over 700 notes???

but anyways, gonna try to get back to being the worst band shitposter of all time

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imagine how many brain cells i’d still have if the low brass/percussion wasn’t right next to my wonderful amazing perfect tenor section

[maizenolo]

Imagine if the tenor section wasn’t tiny

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we tenors are loud and proud and we don’t need more than three of us (unlike the weak ass high woodwinds)

[sopran-oh-no]

You think your tenor section is tiny? I have ONE tenor in my concert band. It’s me. I am the tenor section

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we actually only had two last year and during marching season this year we'll only have one due to me playing bari sax to help our puny tuba section. but that's the joy of tenor, we thrive in small numbers. we reign supreme over the lesser saxophones. we will not fall.

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trumpet? more like dump it

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jazz band is great because i love a good "bop, bodoowadop, badoowadoowadop, scoobididoopbopbawahwahhhhh, shoobidoobibweeahhhhh"

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tfw you play for so long that you can't feel your jaw

mmmm lov that

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imagine how many brain cells i’d still have if the low brass/percussion wasn’t right next to my wonderful amazing perfect tenor section

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Fuck you, low brass is great

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don't get me wrong, low brass is a great section, but they have a very bad habit of removing brain cells from other sections

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if one more clarinet touches my fucking saxophone i'm going to boil their teeth

[flutissimo]

Okay, so about a week ago we had a fight about trumpets, and I think most people participating liked it, so I’d like to start a new fight:

Saxophones should be allowed in orchestra!

@dead-on-the-marching-field @tuba–god @marchingbandrules @littletrumpetcat

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fucking yes. it's my dream to be a professional (classical) musician but there isn't much space for saxophones in any classical genre unless it's a sax quartet or if there's a particular piece that calls for a sax specifically.