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sorixa

south scrimshaw 🐳💛

vmidnight1917

OKAY BUT HOW THE HELL HAS NOBODY HEARD OF SOUTH SCRIMSHAW??

DUDE ITS PEAK WORLDBUILDING AND I’VE NEVER FELT SUCH A STRONG CONNECTION WITH WHALES BEFORE LIKE DUDE THIS IS AWESOME

taniushka12

SOUTH SCRIMSHAW PART 2 LATER THIS YEAR 👁👁

palatteflags

South Scrimshaw video game based moodboard! ^^ For an anon!! Hope you like the look!

Want one? Send an ask! -mod Jay

accelerationist-king-piccolo

retroactivebakeries

#mac attax

pussypopstar

can I come over and look at you like this

aristocrating

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.

nudityandnerdery

itreallyatemyhand

neenarchive

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

neenarchive

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded

sexboobomb

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

sexboobomb

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

sexboobomb

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

mbrainspaz

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

foldingfittedsheets

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain

it’s actually wild how terrified of the general public most usamericans are. like you don’t realize it if you’re someone who mostly walks and takes transit and spends a lot of time in populous public spaces but then you talk to one of the thousands of people that seemingly never set foot in any public space besides a parking garage or a starbucks and you suddenly understand why it’s so easy for fascist rhetoric about the dangerous alien to take root. this country’s median voter pretty much never interacts with strangers who aren’t their coworkers or people they met on dating apps

gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain

saw a post on instagram that was literally someone citing statistics saying public transit is one of the safest travel options out there and the comments were literally just “ummmmm op this is so ableist and misogynistic of you :) don’t you know the average public transit user is a dangerous violent criminal who wants to set you on fire :)))”

gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain

it must be so terrifying and sad to go through life convinced if you set foot outside your car in public or interact with people outside your nuclear family you’ll instantly be raped and robbed by the Evil Poors no wonder so many of these people are reactionary tar pits

gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain

important points which I did not address but should be appended ☝️☝️☝️☝️

gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain

ITT:

- people giving their life story to explain why they have a special secret valid trauma reason to be a reactionary tar pit

- white true crime women assuming I don’t know what it’s like to fear rape

- fascists calling me a euroslave

- cybersmith, for some reason

mythawolf

And she wonders why people hate her?

villainessbian

sex criminal j k rowling bullies amnesty international into retracting unbiased report about genocidal risks, after paying for the manufacture of a scottish devolution crisis over the same issue