Trouble

When you tell me I'm a w r e c k Say that I'm a m e s s How can you expect anything l e s s

[connorathensarchive]

It’ll be over before you know it, no worries.

[marcuscolemanarchive-blog]

I hope so. My dying days aside, how've you been Athens?

[bensonreyesarchive]

Go to the hospital if you’re really ill, man. We can’t have the entire room smelling like puke. 

[marcuscolemanarchive-blog]

Do I like have to? I highly doubt explaining alcohol poisoning to my mom would be anywhere near a casual conversation.

[connorathensarchive]

How much Aspirin have you taken so far?

[marcuscolemanarchive-blog]

Too damn much.

[bensonreyesarchive]

Christ, are you sure someone didn’t drug you or something? 

[marcuscolemanarchive-blog]

Yes. Well, I mean it's a possibility. But I can't place blame on anyone, because I was too far gone to pay attention to anything.

[ashton--fields]

That’s a very unique connection there, Marcus. I can only imagine how traumatizing it must have been for whoever that girl was. It could be alcohol poisoning, so perhaps checking yourself into a hospital would be a good idea.

[marcuscolemanarchive-blog]

Thank you, I try to be original. Y'know, spice things up. I truly do wonder how that came about though, guess it's just one of life's unsolved mysteries. I hate hospitals though.

[ashton--fields]

A little party never killed nobody. At least your ass didn’t end up in the hospital, yeah? 

[marcuscolemanarchive-blog]

Well I definitely wanted to test that theory. Ugh, I feel like the first girl who just realized she swallowed. I think I may have to go there if I don't stop puking all over the damn place.

[cherryemmers-deactivated2014050]

Need some aspirin?

[marcuscolemanarchive-blog]

Alcohol would serve a better purpose but sure, why not.

[marcuscolemanarchive-blog]

I am in such pain. Too much partying, and I never thought those words would ever leave my mouth.

[darcysharmanarchive]

I wonder how they get the little Jelly Belly logo on every jellybean, that’s so weird.

[marcuscolemanarchive-blog]

They sell the souls of their children.

[vivianpresley]

What’s the cure to heartbreak?

[marcuscolemanarchive-blog]

Don't worry, Vivian. Someday someone is going to love you for who you are, it's just gonna take you longer than the rest of us. In the mean time I recommend alcohol and a dildo. I know Jade has one, girls do that right? Share dildos.

[marcuscolemanarchive-blog]

To Jade

[marcuscolemanarchive-blog]

To Darcy.

-insert porn dvd pic here bc i aint looking that shit up yo-

[marcuscolemanarchive-blog]

To Tori

Surprisingly you're the only person I could think of to deserve a normal gift from me. Congratulations! Merry Christmas. Two tickets to see Justin in January. One for you and one for the bae obviously. So in a way this is his gift too because I couldn't find a justin timberlake mask though I tried. Anyway, enjoy.

[marcuscolemanarchive-blog]

To Benson

I'll stare if I want to , fucker. But i'd like to enjoy what I'm seeing so here you are.

[marcuscolemanarchive-blog]

Dear Marcus,

Your days of watching me bend over, are in fact, over. A subscription to Playgirl magazine is hitting your mailbox at the first of the year. Have fun and keep them out of my bathroom.

From, 

Benson Reyes

[marcuscolemanarchive-blog]

Dear Marc,

Merry Christmas, Marcus! You love music and sometimes are pretty sassy so you should love these. Plus the beats pills have the best commercials and keys are always more fun when they're something other than the boring standard kind. Trying to find a way to copy your key was a little too difficult so sorry that you're going to have to take care of that. Hope your day's been great!

Love,

Tori

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