B R I G A D E

I'm headed straight for the castle. They wanna make me their queen. And there's an old man sitting on the throne there saying that I probably shouldn't be so mean.

[margedicarlo]

*kisses his mama's cheek* I'm grateful for you and star wars.

“You’re too kind, dear. I’m grateful for you, too.”

[noragiles]

                   “My cooking is basically the embodiment of the ‘Thanksgiving with White Families’ hashtag.”

[margedicarlo]

“So, dry turkey?”

[seanxwright]

“I mean I’m never apposed to baked goods, but why are you giving me some?”

[margedicarlo]

“An old lady can’t share her cookies with her neighbors?”

[oscardicarlo-blog]

“¿Porque mientes? No one believes you, madre.”

“I’ll bring popcorn. And the DVD’s.”

[margedicarlo]

“Because I’m an old lady and I can and you shouldn’t judge me if I do.”

“I’ll have the tea ready.”

[danielxhoffman]

Danny looked up from the arrangement for his mother he’d been deciding over quietly. “Oh? What’s going on?” he casually (and nosily) moved to take a look out of the window.

[margedicarlo]

“Shh!” She swatted him with her hand and brought her binoculars up to her eyes once more. “That good looking detective is going from door to door, asking questions. No doubt about that missing man.... James?” Bringing the binoculars back down, she pointed to the newspaper. James Stephenson, reported missing two weeks ago. And they still hadn’t found him.

[margedicarlo]

She’s looking out of the flower shop’s window with small binoculars. Whenever it’s a slow day, this is what Margaret does while she lets Ivan and Oscar do all the work. “Something’s going on outside,” she says out loud, thinking she was alone.

[oscardicarlo-blog]

“Did you just have that prepared? But great. We’ll start with the fourth and watch them in the order that god intended. I mean George Lucas.”

[margedicarlo]

“..I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“But that sounds like a plan.”

[oscardicarlo-blog]

“I’ll let him know. For a tough old, biddy you sure are a sucker for romance. Don’t say that ma, there’s only a few weeks until the next one. I think it’s time for a rewatch.”

[margedicarlo]

“What can I say, it brings joy to my heart. What!? Already??? That soon!!!!?????? ....I think it is, too.”

[margedicarlo]

oscardicarlo:

“It’s made the days in the shop go by quicker. Hopefully it’s Ivan because if Alfred bought them from Ivan while he’s working it’d be a bit weird. No, I mean before he went all breathing problem. And before the padawan killing. He’s just hot.” 

“Well, if Ivan ever does, let him know it’s on me. I do love watching young love sprout. Oh! Why didn’t you just say that. I can barely remember Episodes I-III.”

[foooolintherain]

[margedicarlo]

Happy Downton Day! Here’s Maggie Smith with a lightsaber in period clothing. Enjoy ⩲

[oscardicarlo-blog]

“Thank you. Well, from what I’ve gathered, I think Ivan’s got a crush on this blond guy. Oh, and Darth Vadar is our electrician.”

[margedicarlo]

“Isn’t that adorable. You think one of them’ll be by to buy the other flowers already, or no? ..So he has a breathing problem?”

[margedicarlo]

Why did you never have children of your own?

"I never really took an interest in anyone else and Oscar was enough for me.”

[margedicarlo]

What kind of future do you want for your son?

“A happy one. An extremely happy one.”

[margedicarlo]

oscardicarlo:

“That is just so wrong. Milk please, I think I get enough sweetness just being in your presence.”

“Mmhm, I’m sure you do. Just milk it is. Anything new that I don’t already know, dear?”

[sleepwalkartcollective]

J o u s k a (2015) 

S L E E P / W A L K   ART COLLECTIVE  

[oscardicarlo-blog]

“Ma! Jesus fuckin’ christ! Do you have to get so candid when we’re about to have tea?”

[margedicarlo]

“I’m just stating a fact, son. Milk and sugar?”