I'm Trying My Best

Maria Terlaje | ODU | Class of 2015| Agat, Guam|

[softlenaluthor]

the floor is i love my friends

[volcainist]

[bitchvirgo]

my kink is being a meaningful part of someone’s life

[panicmoon15]

the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im under the sky and thats god’s roof and he wants me to play out for longer!”

i can’t stop laughing.

[panicmoon15]

update: now he’s scootering down the street singing ‘we didn’t start the fire’ while his dad chases him

[eviemaybe-deactivated20200425]

chaotic neutral

[bluevvegas-deactivated20230701]

do you ever learn a new fact and it fucks you over really badly even though it has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars

[paperstorm]

THEY FUCKING WHAT

[ramenuzumaki]

so cute 😻😹(x)

[1amgirl]

[tinderofficial]

me

[pmvstump]

all my friends are dwayne johnson

[zombieclownz]

Explain

[pmvstump]

they Rock

[psychofactz]

[dailyghibli]

[cockyhorror]

call out post for my friends

They are all angels and I’m platonically in love with all of them and they are the loveliest people on earth and they will never know how much I appreciate them

[cesaray]

[astrobro]

Time is so fake. Apple could make all our iPhone times 15 minutes early and literally nobody would know

[caffeineaddictanonymous]

PEOPLE WITH ANDROIDS WOULD KNOW

[astrobro]

Exactly, nobody would know

[beanraptor]

Except for the owners of 1.4 billion Android phones world wide

[astrobro]

Who

[beben-eleben]

[arandomthot]

[twitterlols]

making her baby run a photoshoot i c a n t

[surprisebitch]

me as a parent

[deactivatedblognumber1]

So a teacher in my friends’ class told them he had grounded his daughter for wearing make up at school, and turns out that the next day every single girl in class had slapped the brightest blood red lipstick they had and there was a line in the bathroom to apply knife sharp, enormous curves of winged eyeliner on everyone and they looked like a legion of warrior goddesses on their way to avenge their sister, so when the teacher came in the room his face just FELL and he kept avoiding the girls staring at him during class, so they started raising their hands and asking questions about the subject to force him to look at them, and if you don’t think girls are amazing when they get down to battle you are missing out on something glorious

[jcgreen72]

THIS is what im here for, fuck yes!!

[arctic-hands]

Legion of warrior goddesses is correct