maria!

Hi, my name is Maria.  Bands: The Killers. Vampire Weekend. TV: Parks and Rec. The Office. Arrested Development. Imaginary husbands: Brandon Flowers. Leo DiCaprio. 

[ashotatthenight]

how shit of a crowd do you have to be for brandon not to play brightside out of spite hahaha

[onlytwitterpics]

[khemicalvex]

[wyattbenjamin]

JimOHeir: My Parks Fam

[hushhatake]

[vampiregerards]

reasons to watch parks and recreation

funniest show you will ever watch but no laughing tracks

said the word bisexual how many shows have done that

amy poehler

pre guardians of the galaxy chris pratt looks like a stage one pokemon

treat yo self

you will feel better about yourself because at least you didn’t cause your home town to go broke at 18

jean-ralphio

just watch it

you will thank me later

[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

me: i HATE drama *drama starts up* me: 🔍👀

[starlightandtears]

Me: I’m gonna be productive and stay on top of things and start eating better and exercise and be better to myself!

Also Me: 

[dianeguerreronews]

Diane Guerrero attends the Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at Microsoft Theater on September 20, 2015 in Los Angeles, California.

[sharingneedles]

what you say: defund planned parenthood what i hear: i hate women and also have no idea what services planned parenthood provides

[schrutevshalpert]

[corporatemagsstillsuck]

The Killers- X-Ray Magazine- 2003

[lordoftheinternet]

your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. end of discussion.

[flight-freedom-deactivated20231]

Also your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat.

[double-barrel-dude-deactivated2]

Also your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs.

[flokidog]

what these are all true

[pyramage]

[bethrevis]

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

[neekolexo]

Villainess attire

[cozyjosiemusic-deactivated20191]

HE HAD IT COMIN

[univmuse]

Go Dress Go

[mrflowerside]

[wennkillz]

[mrflowerside]