A Dustland Fairytale

Lo que se ve no se pregunta

[lavenderbud-deactivated20180916]

me waking up in the morning

[guy]

ditto

[straightboyfriend]

a 20 year old: yeah she’s 17 but she’s technically legal in-

me:

[suzcatonmars]

This is Money Freddie here to bless you with good fortune this November

[physicalkideliot]

Well… if anything is going to bless me it’d be Freddie Mercury

[illbebackladies-deactivated2020]

Holy hot damn shit

[eltonjohndenver]

[mono-red-menace]

in this world it’s sleeb or be sleeben

[rotten-sunflower]

[danisontnonfire]

How often do it be like that

[catscenter]

[stele3]

The witches have come to lay their claim.

[bunjywunjy]

a pair of mischievous goblins examine their new charge

[kristina100000]

me watching a man spit on the ground

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catscenter]

[greenfinches]

trying to provoke an emotional reaction out of urself by watching sad movies when u’ve been numb and disconnected frm ur own body for days

[jewblog]

“2019 will be–” SHUT the fuck up okay the evil eye is out for blood i swear we do this every year

[jewblog]

i’m here to protect u all bc u sure won’t protect urselves, evidently

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

I’m washin me and my bones

Bitch

[haruhis-dumpster]

she drunk as fuck

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

[zevveli]

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

[elsajeni]

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

[10mb]

Friend: how do you say i love you in german

Me: ich liebe dich

Friend: i also love dick

[doujinshi]

das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons