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Video Game: "Now, you must make a choice..."

Me: -pauses the game-

-looks up a walkthrough-

-looks up consequences of my choices-

-watches gameplay videos of what happens after my choices-

-goes on a forum discussing the choices-

-makes a list of pros and cons-

-stares at the screen for 3 more hours-

-makes two hard saves to "go back and choose the other option next time"-

-makes my choice-

-plays the whole game 5 more times without deviating from my original choice-

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Everyone knows that Mink is ripped.

We can all imagine a man, driven by grief, furiously exercising everyday to avenge his people.

But why did the man never do any squats??

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You’ve heard of DRAMAtical Murder now get ready for

actual murder

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I should not have Doujin and googly eyes at the same time.

theawesomeadventurer

3 things you don't wanna catch

1. These hands 2. Feelings 3. My side eye

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4. A cold

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A fangirl translation of Free!:

“Rin is mine.”

“No way. He’s mine. You suck.”

“I’m the main character. He’s obviously mine.”

“You have Makoto, you brat. Rin is mine.”

“Makoto is also mine.”

-angry eye battle for five years-

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carameloumind

Seirin + Teammates

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aoba is techniqually like 27 now

that means koujaku is like 60+

noiz constantly makes jokes about preparing his funeral

(noiz is a big boy by now, like at least 13)

clear and mink are eternal. clear for obvious reasons, mink because he is the strong he beats death up hes living all his ancestors lifetimes while theyre cheering

mayonaka-hibiki

i thought it was funny last night

prozdvoices

A sneak peek into my future wedding.

Original post by acesexualnishinoya

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Okay, so, basically, it’s a vibrator, but, it goes with the rhythm/beat of whatever you are listening to.

It’s $69.99. (lol)

My friend and I saw this in our Human Sexuality class presentation, looked at each other and our jaws dropped.

“Dubstep.”

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skrillex looks worried

orangeisthenew-jack

Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.

shirazzus

CAN WE PLEASE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THIS

thebest-memes

And now there is a raccoon in my house…

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I am truly laughing so hard at this right now

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My roommate ordered erotic, gay dinosaur/human fiction. It just came in the mail. Gay dinosaur smut was just delivered to our private, Christian university.

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just in case you don’t believe me this is sitting on her desk