Anecdote Antidotes

Kenna/United States/Cat enthusiast. "Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings." -Salvador Dalí

[marilynmonrow-row-row-yourboat]

I didn't have class today so I made myself sparkly.

[mememaster]

youve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for

times new ramen

[squeeful]

I sent this to my mom and she got so mad at me she sent me an audio recording of her yelling.

[riandawsonandthecellabration]

[itsbyrosie]

How to pat cats 

[velvetgurl]

ok i decided not to be so emotional and overreacting

[velvetgurl]

failed 

[catsbeaversandducks]

[the-reading-nook]

[ruinedchildhood]

😭😍😭😍😭😍😭😍

[showerthoughtsofficial]

I thought the Bermuda Triangle was going to be a bigger problem in my life when I was younger

[dogsuffrage]

I want someone to look at me the way I look at “class is cancelled” emails

[uptional]

[ruffrowdyboiz]

Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao

[inactive987654321-deactivated20]

[likethetapeworm]

:V

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

:V :V :V

[nostrem]

[marilynmonrow-row-row-yourboat]

I decorated my apron.

[beepilot]

remember when hey soul sister was on the radio and life didn’t suck ass