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[yndu-deactivated20161204]

every semicolon i’ve ever used has been a shot in the dark

[allegedadulthood]

Semicolon use is actually quite simple; semicolons separate two complete, related sentences.

[yndu-deactivated20161204]

cool; bro

[jayywesst]

customers wanna be right soooo bad. like damn go clock in since u know so much

[dahmersbeer]

the Drake and Millie situation? why is this being allowed to happen. I know it happens all over the world but here - right in the public eye it’s happening and nobody is thinking anything of it??? Or are turning a blind fucking eye??

((Source

https://www.facebook.com/1885503711697761/posts/2146402772274519/ ))

[hundondestiny]

Stop leaving out the Black girls.

Jorja is only just now 21 and Bella Harris is only 18.

[basketballwifey-deactivated2018]

dont lie to yourselves this IS as digusting as it sounds and these people had sex with these girls probably at the age they met them… maximum a year after.. not EVEN a couple years

[bullysquadess]

I found this Youtube channel run by a Japanese chef and it’s actually better than porn? First all all his cinematography is off the charts. Youtube videos have no business looking that good. Second of all, everything he makes looks SO TASTY, and he explains the recipes in such a simple, soothing, manner. Third off all, he does this all while his two adorable kitties watch??? Like… they are so intent on what hes doing but they never run around or hop on the counter???? He has a stool for them to sit on as he makes his recipes Im gunna die

[bullysquadess]

Look at this and tell me it isnt the best thing on youtube

[tollhobbit-deactivated20250119]

he and his (American) wife have a youtube vlogging channel all about being an international couple and they have thREE CATS THAT HE COOKS WITH

[quartzfox]

You should see the video where he restores a knife…

[ginderpia]

Incorrect, he has two cats he cooks with, Haku and Nagi. If Poki were permitted into the kitchen when Jun cooked, he would immediately throw himself into the pan, determined to eat whatever was in it.

Poki is my favorite cat. uwu

[jailynekujo-deactivated20210216]

poki sounds like my cat jasper

[jumpingjacktrash]

how did he film such a lovely video by candlelight? i’m impressed! also it’s so restful, and he has beautiful hands, and the kitties are so cute. it made my morning. thank you for sharing.

[necroyasha]

Poki is actually in his newest video:

[bullysquadess]

My terrible trash cat finally graduates to being in cooking videos <3 Im so proud of him <3

[blueskiesazureeyes]

Aaaaand he’s banned again.

[catchymemes]

Terrible maps

[smalltalktorture]

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

[bongcop]

[bongcop]

a happy ending! 

[backdoorteenmom]

buzzfeed: men try to put on lip gloss for the first time!!!! the men acting over the top trying to put on the lip gloss, and letting us know they don’t normally do this:

[confusion-and-cake]

but the real question is how did chidi get so ripped? bench pressing humanities’ collective sins and moral failures???

[dingdongyouarewrong]

he went to the gym but couldn’t decide which exercise machine to use so he used all of them

[penetrieren]

im just out here trying to eat fruit and stay moisturized and drink water and recover from childhood trauma and protect my vibes, man

[memesonthehour]

[ithelpstodream]

[ifunanyaa]

[nightinngales]

somebody: i changed urls–

me, who hasn’t been able to recognize anyone on my dash for years:

[blackfairypresident]

Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page

SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL

SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM

[ourspecial]

She is going to call a phone number and ask, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”

And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make. 

[dajo42]

i couldnt survive in a sitcom

[dajo42]

so many characters are just dicks for absolutely no reason and i would. simply have to punch them. the way people treat each other in like every single sitcom makes me so angry and i would be on full punch mode all the time and go to comedy jail

[teaboot]

I need you to know that I would emphatically and without question pay real human dollars to watch a season of ‘Friends’ where you appear to routinely beat the shit out of Ross Geller

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

literally who could ever hope to match magnetos level of iconicness…. pulling the iron out of a mans very BLOOD then making it into a fucking platform to stand on as he levitates his way across thin air while spinning more iron orbs around him for absoultely no reason…. the panache. the performance. the drama. could you get any gayer

[angrypsychologist]

[tredlocity]

this whole movie is fuckin wild i love it