[mydeddyalabama]

me: I HATE THESE FKN ROACHES GET OUT U DONT PAY NO BILLS 

the roach: ok but U dont pay none either hoe

me:

[mydeddyalabama]

me five secs later:

[continuetobecurious]

[teenagerposts]

[champainemami]

If any of u are vegetarian send me some recipes or something

[jxnc-deactivated20170922]

lettuce

[boredpanda]

Adorable Pit Bull Brothers Will Instantly Make Your Day Better

[thekrak3nawaits-deactivated2018]

omg

[dominic-tyler]

PRECIOUS BBS

[teenagerposts]

[asddhjdghssjhsjsgjhjsd-blog]

[marine-ban]

Hey! How are ya!!

Hey girl hey

[whatshouldwecallme]

Whenever I insult my friend but then say “just kidding” because I feel bad

[misterwooff]

[psyducked]

finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world

[fckinstoned-blog]

don’t get me wrong I want sex and I want your body on mine and I want to make you moan but more than that I just wanna fall asleep with your arms around me and your hand in mine and not a care in the world

[mrgif]

it was all a dream

[peasantbarbie]

cinematic masterpiece

[idonthavekoalafications]

Damn

[memehumor]

He posts stuff like this daily. http://memehumor.tumblr.com

[hopefortmw]

Quotes on We Heart It.

[that-king]