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♡ bi ♡ intj ♡ 0613 ♡

[senatortedcruz]

Oppenheimer: “I have blood on my hands”

President Truman:

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[baby-coma-deactivated20191025]

[vapidsocialite]

Hillæo

HiLLæoo

[cannibalings]

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

[glencairnmuseum]

This 15th-century French stone figure of Saint Barbara holds the tower she was kept in with one hand, while her other hand holds a book. The book is held slightly open by the insertion of one of her fingers between the carved pages. The tower includes windows and a door with a keyhole and metal hinges.

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[segamascott]

[kissthebunni]

[irreparableinnocence]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.

[just-another-dead-blog]

Hello, this is my campaign for Isla Fisher to receive a retroactive Oscar for her performance in Bachelorette (2012).  Reblog if you believe in art and justice.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[thickness-protection-program]

One of my dude coworkers was like "we should both quit and start an onlyfans." We??

[thickness-protection-program]

Update he is in fact bi. Happy pride everybody

[thickness-protection-program]

Update he and his 40 year old "roommate" like to bump coochies and didn't rule out the possibility of a third. Happy pride everybody

[thickness-protection-program]

Update he just offered to give me my first bottoming experience happy pride everybody

[thickness-protection-program]

Update me and him made out in the meat cooler on the clock happy pride everybody

[sugared-violetts]

does anyone know how to go to sleep

[melonramune]

2026-01-13

[nowadayz]

BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM 2002, dir. Gurinder Chadha

[emily457]