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[zumainthyfuture]

[reallymoments]

DELETE THIS NOW!

[quitethefreak]

Lmfao

[sunflowersage747-deactivated202]

I HATE WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE

[illbegotdamn]

when she cums & you don’t stop

[whitegirlsaintshit]

GOD

[unixslut-deactivated20181221]

*Giggle* This was so necessary to reblog!

[femsubdenial]

Yeah, but usually I’m more into methodical teasing and build-up like:

with the occasional

[anytimeanyplace365-deactivated2]

This just keeps getting better

[chuckyface]

Lmao. Bye!

[needscandalinmylife]

Reblog to save a life! lol

[alwaysbewoke]

but then sometimes you be with these chicks who act like they ain’t never going to cum but you hanging in there, with you hand and forearm cramping up just determined as fuck

and then finally all those wrist curls and pull ups pay off and you bring her house fucking house down

and you just take a bow like a fucking champion even if no one is around!

[playygrl-deactivated20221219]

😭

[babydeermilk-deactivated2018060]

Stahp

[iamstellificent]

Omg it got better 😂😂😂

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

I HATE THIS POST 💀💀💀💀

[youseebutyoudontsee]

#justice

[rayryan-90-deactivated20170226]

That’s right, keep it going 👍🏾

[autumnal-thunder]

Okay I wasn’t going to reblog this until the end. 

[taelor-gangg]

I didn’t think this post could have gotten better. I was wrong

[chokesngags]

wow lol

[princessxbrielle-deactivated202]

It got even better 😂

[imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout]

Omg you fuckers made it better

[shaibearslaybear-blog]

You people are amazing

[alwaysbewoke]

DAYS LATER…

your hand is still a little sore…

but was it worth it? *remembers her moaning, yelling, cumming, flopping around, turning into butter in your hand*

HELL FUCKING YEA!

[trentthewiseone]

Damn this is on point!!!

[iamstellificent]

Lol there’s more !!! 😂😂

[thaunderground]

might be the greatest Tumblr post ever

[impinochia]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this post gives me life

[wowmelanin]

I just spit my chocolate milk fam😂😂😂

[chubbybiebz]

How can you not reblog this

[hh-junior]

OMG..

[cutest-kitten]

BAHAHAHAHAAA

[alwaysbewoke]

THEN ONE NIGHT SHE’S LIKE “I WANT TO TRY TOYS” SO YOU’RE LIKE

[sixteenotherdays-deactivated202]

@dxilydose I think the original post took steroids

[wnt-perfection]

IT GOT BETTER @lifes-a-sport

[dont-change-for-people]

I CANT DEAL WITH THIS 😂😂😂

[i-am-the-agonist]

@lokisredledger this reached a whole new level xD

[lokisredledger]

@i-am-the-agonist I’m dying xD

[cartoon-sexx]

Woah longest message i ever read

[wethentai122-deactivated2018011]

Must Reblog!!!

[hotgirls-near-u]

This is perfect

[vmachina]

My life is done. I can die happy.

[lashana]

I don’t care… I just need to reblog this XD 

[velvet74sub]

Damn, that cartoon has now been wrecked, I’ll never watch it the same way again.

Thank you

[triskeleaficionado]

I’ve always known that Bugs is a Dom…

[savage-gentleman-wolf4]

[cantankeroussob]

Can’t not reblog

[parksandwreckreation]

why would they ever delete this scene

[purple-noon]

[marinelax]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[pankhearst]

the muppets, 1x02: “Hostile Makeover”

[everythingfox]

Golden dog gets a little friend

[maneth985]

The size difference I’m yelling 😍😍

[peteneems]

[chopped-peace-collection]

[ruinedchildhood]

[dammitrussellwhy]

as promised, here’s that Letterkenny/Hamilton au that absolutely nobody in the world asked for. of course stewart is the king and i didn’t feel like drawing it but mcmurray is george washington and the auction guy is lafayette and gail is angelica thirsting over wayne

[hanajibu]

[dippitydasha]

*shrieks of utter joy* My childhood!

[nyilart]

I’ve read all of these. And my favorite is all of them!

[spacebeastie]

Alexander shaped my life tbh

[milesgmorales-archive]

#dedicated to the gram

bonus, the result:

[stream]

Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers

[animusrox]

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A post shared by Josh Brolin (@joshbrolin) on Mar 28, 2019 at 3:49pm PDT

[ruinedchildhood]

[loloftheday]

The world needs this!

[andersam5]

I absolutely lose my shit laughing every time I see this

[marvellestark]

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

[melodystardust]

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

[lonsthedon]

Lmao

Idek why this was so funny.

All bc there’s no Thor 😂

[animusrox]

Michael Keaton’s commencement speech at Kent State University