It'sa me, Mario!

I study literature with creative writing at Aberystwyth University. I'm twenty, hella lazy and appreciate John Mayer, Nintendo games and Lord of the Rings, among other things. I am not as aloof as I sound here. Oh, and someday I wish to publish a novel about a man called Phil. Unfortunately the world is not a wish-granting factory.

[tahthetrickster]

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[zmenit]

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

[niknak79]

[powerarmor]

”This Artist Brilliantly Reimagined Disney Princesses as-”

me: *already asleep*

[joshpeck]

i have never been more awake

[nessa007]

PREACH

[wreathedinscales]

Andy Samberg is what now

[miss-krypton]

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE WRITERS THINKING

[sxetcher]

Dont you mean what the woof woof were they thinking?

[pisboy]

i found this card unopened in a drawer in my bedroom

[pisboy]

reblog this in 10 seconds and you will find a mysteriously unopened card with $100 and you will also finally graduate middle school

[scatterbone]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[dailytwitterposts]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3

[yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettt420]

excuse me

[nautilus-shell-deactivated20260]

Bye?

[ottermatopoeia]

[prasejeebus]

Muffy is an icon

[toastbutteregg]

[croatians]

Tumblir mobile: you have five new notifications!

Me: oh can I see them

Tumblr mobly: hehe

Me: May I See Them

Tumblr: :)

[sadhoc]

Don’t talk to Mumford or his sons ever again

[formerlynoisetank]

“when i was growing up people didn’t do that!”

[stinkbutt-the-cat]

baby idiot

[huffylemon]

YOU MADE HER SAD

[princesstigerbelle]

[fakehistory]

Ed Sheeran releasing his first album (2005)