[parakeet]

why does cutting an apple into slices taste much better than just biting into it i dont get it its the same thing? its apple?

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[cumaeansibyl]

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

[starjasmines]

blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career

[iminsaneandcrazygirl6942069]

strawberries are better dumb bitch

[starjasmines]

i hope the next strawberry you eat blows up

[6o6]

it won’t they can’t do that

[perverted-nb-butch-2]

boys are made to be tortured for your entertainment

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

Everybody driving a car thinks they're the main character of the car. This is an ideologically bourgeois attitude. You know who doesn't ever feel like the main character of the vehicle they're in? Literally everyone on the bus. You're on the fucking bus. And the bus driver doesn't feel like the main character of the bus because she's at fucking work. The bus is the most ideologically proletarian form of transport.

[effemimaniac]

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

[girlpatches-deactivated20250530]

I ❤️ ISOLATING MYSELF

46893736525263 RELATIONSHIPS RUINED

[gayvampyr]

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

Ive been contacted by angels and been told that a very pleasant summer is ahead and a very pleasant fall will follow it and a very pleasant winter and a very pleasant spring and

[sexygaywizard]

I only have 5 hp please be gentle with me

[chipjrwibignaturals]

99% of liars quit before everyone absolutely believes whatever they say forever keep going king

[chipjrwibignaturals]

"digging yourself deeper" is a lie propagated by Big Truth to keep us down just keep making shit up and it'll all work out

[ivyinforests]

I cannot imagine anything more terrifying than telling God my worst sin and him not believing me because it was so terrible he didn’t think it was possible

[frontlinebicepsoftheninth]

harrowhark "comes up with the worst anxiety ever and is proven right" nonagesimus

[ladybugd0ts]

bless my silly horsie life

[sandmandaddy69]

[detailspecialist]

ARCANE 1.07 || 2.07

[whalefill]

alt-j / cinnamon toast crunch advertisements / simone weil / cinnamon toast crunch advertisements / frank bidart

[shutupmerlin]

Hello yes winning a shitty ex competition and watching a hagfish tear Alien-style through a fish carcass named after the boy who faked leaving the country instead of dumping me properly has done more for my mental health than the months of therapy he caused.

[shutupmerlin]

Honestly this just added 10 years to my life