California Girl

Maris De Angelo. I suppose you know my parents, Andrew and Melanie DeAngelo. They're like sorta a big deal over in Hollywood. However, I've been exiled out of LA, and to an actual University. Someone save me.

[tristannbaine]

Alright, great.

[maris-deang]

So what else is going on in your life besides your quest for the perfect couples costume?

[misslottiemontgomery]

It’s going to be pretty fuckin’ great if it goes anything like Stew and I are planning. 

[maris-deang]

Do I get any inside details? 

[the-mason-rodriguez-deactivated]

You’re not up to sex? But…sex is awesome.

[maris-deang]

True. Yes. It really is. But I meant the whole rebounding thing. 

[misslottiemontgomery]

Oh, out doing Deepher has never been a problem for us, nor will it ever be. I’ve already talked to BStew— we’re doing a Halloween party with SigEp.

[maris-deang]

So Tris told me. I look forward to it eagerly. 

[jusst-love-yoursself-blog]

[tristannbaine]

I would hate to find that out the hard way.

[maris-deang]

I don't see that happening, so you're good. 

[tristannbaine]

I’m certainly glad to hear that.

[maris-deang]

Oh, you should be very glad. I've been told I'm scary when I'm mad. 

[tristannbaine]

I can do that.

[maris-deang]

Then we won't have any problems.. 

[tristannbaine]

Will do.

[maris-deang]

And of course, I do require credit is given for the idea. 

[the-mason-rodriguez-deactivated]

I’m just saying, I’m sure there are tons of guys- or girls! On this campus who will throw you a bone. Get it?

[maris-deang]

Ha, ha, clever. While that's very true, I'm not sure I'm up to it yet, to be honest. Getting there, but still. 

[tristannbaine]

Nah, see— I plan to be half of a couples’ costume. Either that or go around begging with the Bond and Company idea.

[maris-deang]

Yet you are not coupled. I see a few holes in your plan. Well, I would do anything to be a Bond girl, so hit me up if that's the route you take. 

[the-mason-rodriguez-deactivated]

Have you had rebound sex yet?

[maris-deang]

Wow. Forward. But no. I have not. Which is kinda pathetic of me, I'm thinking.

[the-mason-rodriguez-deactivated]

We should probably see each other a minimum of four times a week. As fine as it can be…?

[maris-deang]

An absolute minimum of four times a week. Anything less and I don't think I could survive. Yeah...As fine as can be - considering I recently returned to the single life. 

[tristannbaine]

Fair enough. I’ll find someone to mooch off of, though— no worries.

[maris-deang]

Mooch off of someone elses couple costume? ...Wouldn't that just make you a third wheel?

[the-mason-rodriguez-deactivated]

Well, hello beautiful! I haven’t seen you around lately- everything okay? And thanks, I hope she gets the picture that I’m gonna be a 6-year sophomore.

[maris-deang]

Everything's been fine. As fine as it can be. Though I haven't seen you - we should change that. Being a 6-year sophomore is absolutely fine, in my opinion. Take your time, right?

[tristannbaine]

That sounds promising. I suppose you’re not doing a couples’ costume, then? Probably wise.

[maris-deang]

Oh god, absolutely not. Tried that and am done with that. 

[the-mason-rodriguez-deactivated]

Dear Academic Advisor-

I appreciate your concern about me not having made a decision on a major yet, but that’s because I’m not cut out for the real world.

Love always, 

Mason

…That’s not rude to put in an e-mail, right?

[maris-deang]

Not at all, Mase.