Utterly Miraculous

i post funny stuff i think NOT spoiler free kids show? nah, this is my whole world

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Pfp edited by @galaxteez <3

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Chat Noir: I’m a man with a very specific taste.

Chat Noir, pointing to Ladybug: YOU’RE JUST MY TYPE!

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Me, trying to type “akumatized”:

My keyboard:

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Ladybug: Chat! How’d you get that black eye!

Chat Noir: I was fighting an akumatized villain-?

What REALLY happened:

Adrien, trying to pull his blanket:

Adrien:

Adrien, punching himself in the eye instead:

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Chat Noir: Huh. The Wi-Fi’s not working. I think there’s something wrong with the connection.

Ladybug, doing finger guns: I think the romantic connection between us is just fine.

Chat Noir:

Ladybug:

Chat Noir, blushing profusely: Okay moviNG ON-

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Marinette: A fly’s been bothering me all day! It won’t go away.

Alya, joking: Maybe it’s in love with you.

Chat Noir:

Marinette:

Alya: Wait where did you come fr-

Marinette: CHAT LEAVE THE FLY ALONE-!

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Adrien: As an early Valentine’s Day gift, I got you a locket!

Marinette: Adrien! Thank you so much!

Marinette, opening the locket: To my…very good friend Marinette.

Marinette:

Adrien:

Marinette:

Adrien:

Plagg: For CAMEMBERT’S SAKE ADRIEN-

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Marinette while trying to talk to Adrien: Got nothing in my brain-

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Chat Noir, sticking a price tag on his arm: There’s a no return policy on this cat so you’re stuck with me for the rest of your life!

Marinette:

Marinette: Are you threatening me or…?

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Nino: What are your New Years’ resolutions?

Alya: I’m gonna self care more.

Marinette: Try to get my life in order for the first time since becoming the Guardian.

Nino: …Okay.

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Adrien: Christmas gets more and more confusing every year.

Adrien: What do I want? Emotional stability? A hobby?

Marinette: I got you a scarf.

Adrien: PERFECT.

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Gabriel, giving a box to Adrien: Merry Christmas Eve Adrien!

Adrien, opening the box: Wow! Thank you Father! I can’t believe you-

Adrien, holding the butterfly and peacock brooch:

Gabriel: I am gifting you our new family tradition!

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Adrien: Father, I’m hungry.

Gabriel: Hi Hungry, I’m Shadow Moth.

Gabriel: I mean Hawkmoth-

Gabriel: I mean your mom’s in the basement-

Gabriel: I MEAN-

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Lila: Hello!

Kagami, walking away: Goodbye.

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Hey. You matter <3

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Natalie: What do we say when we’re sad?

Gabriel: Steal the miraculous.

Natalie: NO.

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Marinette, watching Chloé attempt to flirt with Adrien: Excuse me while I go barf.