Malum is my shit

5SOS Dan & Phil The Lonely Bean Squad Some other stuf

[marismarshmalum]

Leigh: I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic... I just described a dog, didn’t I?

Luke: Yeah, but people love dogs!

[marismarshmalum]

Michael: You can’t possibly be that stupid

Perrie: Don’t underestimate me

[marismarshmalum]

Jade: *pretends to stretch her arms*

Jade: *puts her arm around Perrie*

Ashton: *watches Jade*

Ashton: *pretends to stretch his arms*

Ashton: *accidentally elbows Calum in the face*

[marismarshmalum]

Calum: Stop starring at my ass!

Jade: Stop pointing your ass in my direction!

[marismarshmalum]

Jesy: How do you plan to explain this mess?

Michael: I’m gonna say verbally

Perrie: Because judging by the tone of your voice....

Luke: -You might not be in the mood for the dance performance we prepared

[marismarshmalum]

Jesy: Am I a good person? No

Jesy: Do I try to be better everyday? Also no

[marismarshmalum]

Leigh: Mike, status update

Michael: At this point we’re not flirting with disaster; we’re rounding third base and asking disaster if it has any condoms

[marismarshmalum]

Calum: You deserve an award for putting up with me, Ash

Ashton: You’re my award Cal

Perrie: You deserve an award for putting up with me, Jade

Jade: Hell yeah I do. You’re really annoying sometimes

[marismarshmalum]

Perrie: Hey guys - why are you all standing in chairs? Are you playing a game?

Calum: Yeah, we’re playing “we saw a big ass spider and don’t know where it went”

Perrie: *scrambles onto a chair*

[marismarshmalum]

Michael: Did Luke just walk in here wearing a bikini top?

Jesy: And a hula slirt?

Michael: Yeah...

Jesy: He did

[marismarshmalum]

PHILIP MICHAEL LESTER SWORE AND IM DYING

[insaengi-deactivated20200124]

alec: asks magnus more than once if he’s okay

alec: knows magnus needs his space although he’s worried

alec: goes back and tells magnus that he loves him and is not leaving until they talk

alec: tells magnus that it’s okay and hugs him

me:

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

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being in a public restroom

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being in a public

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being

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

people adding things 2 my posts

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

your posts

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

ur blog

[kmalakhn-blog-blog]

u

[lordwellingtonofficial]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

[butchfatty-deactivated20210203]

you thinking that comment was necessary

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

thinking

[delusion-of-negation]

wen u zoom in

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

I love this post

[eee-in]

love

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

It just keeps getting better

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

overused captions

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

Tumblr’s new layout

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

tumblr

[1nvisibl3]

the internet

[tomche]

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

[that70sshowwriters]

Long ass posts

[theemperorrises]

Ass

[clacedaily]

#me

[marismarshmalum]

Percy: OMG ANNABETH MY NAME HAS JASON'S NAME IN IT

Annabeth: Wha-?

Percy: Percy Jackson. Jackson. Jackson without the 'ck' is Jason!!!!

Annabeth:

Percy: Oh gods, I have to go tell him right now! Bye!!

Annabeth: *grabs him* PERCY IT'S TWO A.M HE'S SLEEPING, LIKE I SHOULD BE DOING RIGHT NOW. LIKE I WAS, UNTIL YOU SCREAMED IN MY EAR

Percy: *sigh* okay.....

[The door bursts open]

Jason: PERCY YOUR NAME HAS MY NAME IN IT

Percy: JASON YES IT REALLY DOES

Piper: *runs in* I'm sorry Annabeth I tried to stop him!

Annabeth: *facepalm* Come on, let's go over to your place Pipes.

[beckendorph]

percy jackson has a basketball coach I’m dead bye

[beckendorph]

pERCY JACKSON HAS A BASKETBALL COACH IM DEAD BYE

[romangod]

smoke the boys on the court slam dunk ya b*tch!

[pjooninstagram]

“Ball is life” - Percy Jackson

[faerieflan]

but you see you are not realizing the true revelation here. Percy Jackson is actually Troy Bolton and the super smart girl he is in love with is Annabeth Chase  Gabriella Montez

Get’cha head in the game Jackson

AND WHAT TEAM?!?

[vintagekingdom]

WILDCATS!!!

[marvel-of-olympus]

Leo and Percy together are literally the greatest thing