Markasaurus

Heyy I'm Markus. If you see Peirce, you don't know where I am.

[mark-a-saurus]

does anyone have nail polish i could borrow

all i have left is my favorite green one and i dont wanna run out,,,

[peirce-the-sex-plosion-blog]

fuck f u ck f U ck FUCK FUCK fuck FUCK fuck fuck 

[mark-a-saurus]

ass

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[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Lol she trapped them into that so beautifully

[mark-a-saurus]

! Peirce remade his star map

[peirce-the-sex-plosion-blog]

You bet bitch

[mark-a-saurus]

I love your commitment (and the star map) ((i always have))

[mark-a-saurus]

! Peirce remade his star map

[mark-a-saurus]

!!!!

I can get married in any state

[peirce-the-sex-plosion-blog]

@ mark this mamihlapinatapai shit is the WOORST

[mark-a-saurus]

stfu (shut the frickle up)

[mark-a-saurus]

I really hate the stigma on female comedians because a lot of female comedians are actually funny but internalized misogyny and my lack of desire to have sex with them means I’m less likely to laugh at a woman’s jokes...

[mark-a-saurus]

ugh..... peirce got my laptop sticky again....

[whiskey-or-water-blog]

I'm alive.

[mark-a-saurus]

hi

[peirce-the-sex-plosion-blog]

i have decided i am in love

 go on and weep, ladies, i am taken

[mark-a-saurus]

oh…?

[peirce-the-sex-plosion-blog]

avec vous, imbécile

[mark-a-saurus]

oh …. Pourquoi si?

[peirce-the-sex-plosion-blog]

vous êtes un petit lapin mignon :3

[mark-a-saurus]

im six foot five…

[peirce-the-sex-plosion-blog]

LAPIN MIGNON MINISCULE

[mark-a-saurus]

..... Je serai ton petit lapin si tel est ton souhaits, princesse

[peirce-the-sex-plosion-blog]

i have decided i am in love

 go on and weep, ladies, i am taken

[mark-a-saurus]

oh…?

[peirce-the-sex-plosion-blog]

avec vous, imbécile

[mark-a-saurus]

oh …. Pourquoi si?

[peirce-the-sex-plosion-blog]

vous êtes un petit lapin mignon :3

[mark-a-saurus]

im six foot five...

[peirce-the-sex-plosion-blog]

i have decided i am in love

 go on and weep, ladies, i am taken

[mark-a-saurus]

oh…?

[peirce-the-sex-plosion-blog]

avec vous, imbécile

[mark-a-saurus]

oh .... Pourquoi si?

[peirce-the-sex-plosion-blog]

i have decided i am in love

 go on and weep, ladies, i am taken

[mark-a-saurus]

oh...?

[mark-a-saurus]

does... Does anyone want to plan a Star Wars day marathon???

[mark-a-saurus]

Also, Sie sagen, Sie mag es, wenn ich Deutsch spreche, nicht wahr? ;))

Oh, princesse? Est-ce vous?

[peirce-the-sex-plosion-blog]

Comment oses-tu! Je n'aurais jamais! (Et ne m'appele pas princesse devant les autres ): )

[mark-a-saurus]

How dare I what, Peirce? What does the German say?

(you can’t tell me what to do :P )

[peirce-the-sex-plosion-blog]

It’s uh… well… it’s an implication you’d like to be seduced in German… I guess…

(damn you)

[mark-a-saurus]

Je vois … et peut-être me dire, qui d'autre pourrait dire une telle chose pour moi?

[peirce-the-sex-plosion-blog]

-manly voice- Nur jemand, der sehr daran interessiert, zu verführen Sie ist, meine Liebe

[mark-a-saurus]

I have no idea what you’re saying anymore

[peirce-the-sex-plosion-blog]

Ob ich gefragt, schön, würdest du mich ficken? Oder muss ich zu betteln? ;)

[mark-a-saurus]

I’m sure you’d get an answer if i knew what the heck you were saying, you know?

[peirce-the-sex-plosion-blog]

-whispers in ear-

[mark-a-saurus]

-turns bright red- uhhhh ... mendicité fonctionne très bien .... je suppose ... -sweats-

[mark-a-saurus]

Also, Sie sagen, Sie mag es, wenn ich Deutsch spreche, nicht wahr? ;))

Oh, princesse? Est-ce vous?

[peirce-the-sex-plosion-blog]

Comment oses-tu! Je n'aurais jamais! (Et ne m'appele pas princesse devant les autres ): )

[mark-a-saurus]

How dare I what, Peirce? What does the German say?

(you can’t tell me what to do :P )

[peirce-the-sex-plosion-blog]

It’s uh… well… it’s an implication you’d like to be seduced in German… I guess…

(damn you)

[mark-a-saurus]

Je vois … et peut-être me dire, qui d'autre pourrait dire une telle chose pour moi?

[peirce-the-sex-plosion-blog]

-manly voice- Nur jemand, der sehr daran interessiert, zu verführen Sie ist, meine Liebe

[mark-a-saurus]

I have no idea what you’re saying anymore

[peirce-the-sex-plosion-blog]

Ob ich gefragt, schön, würdest du mich ficken? Oder muss ich zu betteln? ;)

[mark-a-saurus]

I'm sure you'd get an answer if i knew what the heck you were saying, you know?