neck™

registered dumbass

[mark-fuckerberg]

if bloody jack was your shit when you were a kid you’re gay now sorry i don’t make the rules

[mark-fuckerberg]

ladies, if he:

-likes d&d, audrey hepburn, fangoria, harry houdini, and croquet

- can't swim

- can't dance

- doesn't know karate

he's not your man. he's gerard way and he's never gonna make it

[mark-fuckerberg]

we’re over halfway through 2019 if this bitch doesn’t get louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny real soon we’re gonna have problems

[mark-fuckerberg]

HOLY FUCK LADS IT HAPPENED WE’RE SHINY

[mark-fuckerberg]

we’re over halfway through 2019 if this bitch doesn’t get louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny real soon we’re gonna have problems

[albtraumer]

Why don't you darken your clothes and strike a violent pose and maybe you'll calm down

[brainstatic]

*English street urchin voice* please no discourse sir, it’s Christmas.

[maliketh]

Stupidest Most Dumbest Fucking Bitch Alive (self diagnosed)