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tan ▪︎ he/him ▪︎ 20s ▪︎ 18+ ▪︎ nsfw sideblog

[nuancon]

how it feels

[pleuvoire]

one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

[toiich]

Atlanta VII, 1991, by Günter Blum

Vintage Blue Toned Silver Gelatin Photograph

[fungalfaggot]

shoutout to a real one

[crabanarchy]

Women's underwear: no easy access hole

Men's underwear: easy access hole

Conclusion: men are free use sluts?

[crabanarchy]

Fuuuuuck #listeningandlearning

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

scrolling past furry art is like, the top part is a really cool drawing of a wolf on a motorcycle wearing a highly detailed leather jacket, but then you scroll down a little and his giant cock is hanging out for no reason

[aflo]

there's a reason

[toskarin]

can't stop laughing at the idea of someone going on tumblr and searching "deformed erotic visage" hoping to find porn

[toskarin]

let's all go to tumblr and order the deformed erotic visage. the look on the mod's face will be an ecstatic contortion

[cheaphalloweencostume]

no literature necessary, the description alone made me laugh helplessly

[city-nvr-sleeps]

i just..

[radioheadfan12]

Jarvis Cocker erectile dysfunction moodboard (F2U)

[sunandsteel99]

no lesbian is going to suck strap though. and idk why people online act like theres no bi women who fuck girls. most bi women ive known have had sex with other women? ppl are just biphobic

lesbians arent going to suck strap because we’re not into sucking dick. we suck a womans fingers or eat pussy, and it accomplishes the same exact dynamic. if you want to suck strap you just want to be with a man/have dick.

um actually lesbians would never suck fingers because you cant feel sexual pleasure from that and that's just like suckeing penises and you can't eat pussy because that's something men usually do so they're porbably just imagining themselves as men and thinking about how the womans pussy is just like a man's asshole anyway so basicaly lesbians is only a hypothetical abstract concept that doesn't exist because men are real and omnipresent and cancel out any desire women might think they have for each other and gay sex isn't real since that's just something straight people do to make babys

[swagophile]

me: yeah i guess its not even a kink thing really, like yeah i want a mommy but moreso i just want the kindness i was never afforded in childhood

mob guy: yeah. i undastand dat. my mudda, god rest her soul, was a complicated woman,

[doppelgender]

A dry sense of humping

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

new blorbo genre just dropped.

[charl0ttan]

dont hug me ill cum

[sheherlockholmes]

dont fuck me im scared

[fagstaynight]

Back when we were noobs we used to hump each other for warmth and experience

[angel-in-shibari]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

infinite handcuffs hack